That would be crazy.. (685 hits)
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Submitted by <manish_18.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-13 14:08:05 EST
I want to say to some people but I don't cause that would be CRAZY...
To the fat hairy loser who sits diagonally across for me at work: "tom, you are the biggest loser I have ever know in my life, every time you open your mouth and every thing that comes out that smelly hairy mouth is sounds so stupid, I wonder why you still have a job here. Every time you open you mouth I reach for these faster ummmm I don't know what but I try to put them on ears to cancel your annoying, loud and obnoxious noise and hit the Play button on my winamp2.
http://www.bose.com/controller;jsessionid=AE1BUf3x6RCcyDs0RPFvtU5JHq1bu3Jm5sytetvXzZv1gwN13Y9R!222823239?event=VIEW_PRODUCT_PAGE_EVENT&product=qc2_headphones_index&pageName=/home_entertainment/headphones_headsets/index.jsp
Thank god for BOSE"
To my room-mate X: I love your taste in music and you are very cool dude but you have to stop acting gay and stop watching that queer eyes show.. Real men don't watch that shit and plus it's not like you are learning from the show.. You are still dirty as usual. You watch the show because you are gay and you have to come out of closet and stop dating that elephant of your girl-friend Alex who lives with us.
To my fat room-mate Y: You know how you say you look really fat in photos... well it's not the camera. You are fuckin huge. Go lose half of your self to starvations. Fat fucks are all around me.
NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN TO REPLY WITH WHAT YOU WOULD SAY TO PEOPLE WHO ANNOY the fuck out of you... but you don't...cause that would be krazy
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Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-01-21 05:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I usually DO say those things to people before it gets to that point, so...
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-01-13 16:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is where you show post that kind of stuff!!
http://www.blogjam.com/vent/
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-13 15:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, I watch Queer Eye, that's how I learned to shave my balls.
Submitted by MrWillard at 2004-01-13 14:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello fuckface....say hi to my Glock .45
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