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More on my neighbor's two-year-old daughter and her homicidal actions: (2304 hits)

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Submitted by Tom Sorrell <sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-13 14:32:29 EST


As some of you might know, I posted an article last night about how my neighbor's two-year-old daughter is trying to kill me.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/22871


Well, I created something today that proves my theory.

This picture below scares has me more frightened than before. In fact, locking my front door is no longer enough. I have now barricaded my front door so no one can get in our out. The wife came home about an hour ago and yelled at me because she couldn't get it, but fuck her...it's survival of the fittest in here. Maybe the devil child will kill her and be satisfied.

neighborbaby.jpg (17 kB)

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Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BTG! BTG! BTG!

Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 13:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LaNa, I'm starting to get the feeling you think I'm weird or something.

Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-01-24 22:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

check your windows

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by okiwilltellyou (user info) at 2004-01-24 01:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I was thinking you were paranoid schizophrenic and sad, but after I read the first article

I LAUGHED SO HARD YOU MADE ME PISS MY PANTS!!!!

Ummm, did I just say that out loud?
Anyway, thanks for a brightening my day...I needed it.
G'night now folks.

Submitted by Darkrigel22 (user info) at 2004-01-20 18:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

save yourself - sacrifice the wife..... you can always find another one of those.

you could always leave some poisoned skittles at your door and hope she eats a few... then again, she'd probably choke on them and die..the police would raid your house and you'd go to jail for murder...then get ass-raped while there for killing a little "innocent" child..

See: like I said on your original post, it always ends in jail time - NO FAIR!

+2 for still being paranoid...

Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nat - are you Fozzie Bear all of a sudden?

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wacka wacka

Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
====
Maybe she's really after your wife...

~LaNa :)

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 22:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THats a cute little devil child.




Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-01-13 21:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ONE of those eyes is definately off. but which?

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pictures don't lie my friend.

Submitted by djmattb241 <me.at.school.now> at 2004-01-13 14:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Maybe the devil child will kill her and be satisfied"

HAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the idea that that pic "proves your theory".


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