Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Ten Women Who Would Have M...
  2. 1st VILF!
  3. Fucking My Bitches (It's T...
  4. Ten Solid Reasons To Vote ...
  5. What do I do? (We have six...
  6. My final farewell post.
  7. Hey Kid, I'm your Computer.
  8. Ex-Miss Russia now Pornstar
  9. Happy Birthday John McCain
  10. Uber Charts
more...
Most Heated
  1. My final farewell post. (73 heat)
  2. 1st VILF! (67 heat)
  3. Parents, your little bundl... (56 heat)
  4. I'm back Uber.......... (51 heat)
  5. HATEMADNESS: Final Roster ... (47 heat)
  6. Welcome to Belfast! (Part 1) (41 heat)
  7. [Road] Rage Wednesday - Yo... (38 heat)
  8. Retarded Driveway Antics (37 heat)
  9. America’s Next President: ... (36 heat)
  10. the world is full of ambig... (34 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1134873 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (689329 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (383401 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (322462 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (298706 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (296513 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (284100 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (246454 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (245067 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (228664 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1439612 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1424871 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1365312 hits)
  4. Razor (1323010 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1271532 hits)
  6. loki (1050143 hits)
  7. Jonukah (957986 hits)
  8. weeeeep (912160 hits)
  9. Kaos-King (871335 hits)
  10. Ubersite needs me! (863216 hits)
  11. Asian Men Love Me (862664 hits)
  12. Friend of the Negro (855602 hits)
  13. Tom (824097 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (792379 hits)
  15. apollo88 (748032 hits)
  16. oy vey (745836 hits)
  17. Sorrell (734708 hits)
  18. T+I+G+E+R L+I+L+L+Y (734468 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (681299 hits)
  20. HIDDEN101 (673988 hits)
  21. RON PAUL 2008! (672795 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (662586 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (627489 hits)
  24. Stabkill (623095 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (613063 hits)
  26. iddqd (608543 hits)
  27. kaos-king (595318 hits)
  28. ♥ (573671 hits)
  29. O (570520 hits)
  30. comicbookguy (565965 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

More on my neighbor's two-year-old daughter and her homicidal actions: (2221 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.89 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Tom Sorrell <sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-13 14:32:29 EST


As some of you might know, I posted an article last night about how my neighbor's two-year-old daughter is trying to kill me.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/22871


Well, I created something today that proves my theory.

This picture below scares has me more frightened than before. In fact, locking my front door is no longer enough. I have now barricaded my front door so no one can get in our out. The wife came home about an hour ago and yelled at me because she couldn't get it, but fuck her...it's survival of the fittest in here. Maybe the devil child will kill her and be satisfied.

neighborbaby.jpg (17 kB)

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-06-26 22:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BTG! BTG! BTG!

Submitted by Kichigai (user info) at 2004-04-29 06:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-29 13:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LaNa, I'm starting to get the feeling you think I'm weird or something.

Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-01-24 22:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

check your windows

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by okiwilltellyou (user info) at 2004-01-24 01:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I was thinking you were paranoid schizophrenic and sad, but after I read the first article

I LAUGHED SO HARD YOU MADE ME PISS MY PANTS!!!!

Ummm, did I just say that out loud?
Anyway, thanks for a brightening my day...I needed it.
G'night now folks.

Submitted by Darkrigel22 (user info) at 2004-01-20 18:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

save yourself - sacrifice the wife..... you can always find another one of those.

you could always leave some poisoned skittles at your door and hope she eats a few... then again, she'd probably choke on them and die..the police would raid your house and you'd go to jail for murder...then get ass-raped while there for killing a little "innocent" child..

See: like I said on your original post, it always ends in jail time - NO FAIR!

+2 for still being paranoid...

Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nat - are you Fozzie Bear all of a sudden?

Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wacka wacka

Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-20 17:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
====
Maybe she's really after your wife...

~LaNa :)

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-13 22:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THats a cute little devil child.




Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-01-13 21:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ONE of those eyes is definately off. but which?

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pictures don't lie my friend.

Submitted by djmattb241 <me.at.school.now> at 2004-01-13 14:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Maybe the devil child will kill her and be satisfied"

HAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Submitted by theWELLofZION (user info) at 2004-01-13 14:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the idea that that pic "proves your theory".


Homer: Here's your magazines. How many of these guys are named Corey?

Lisa: Eight. Thanks, Dad.

Bart's Dog Gets An F