White powder (668 hits)
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Submitted by Al <revenge_of_the_killer_dustbin.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-13 17:35:07 EST
The whole place is coated in the fine white powder, turning a once normal room into something resembling an Artic continent. Somewhere underneath the sweet, sweet powder, I am struggling to regain conciousness. Finally, I awaken, and drag my head out from the white desert that i once called home. The powder has invaded my every crevice, and i look like a ghost from a budget 30s B-movie. I groan, shaking some of it off, but most of it clung to me, like it was sucking out my life.
My wildest dream had become my worst nightmare. I struggle to move through the powder, but it grasps at my legs, trying to pull me down into its nightmarish depths. I want to run, but i can no longer move. My eyes glaze over, the allure of the powder has proved to strong for even me to resist. I thought that this time it would be different. I thought that I could resist it. I thought wrong.
Finally i realize that I have sunk once again into its fiendish bosom. 'Why are you still smiling?', my brain shouts at me, from somewhere beyond the marvellous realm that the powder took me to. It is because I am happy, I realize, dying, but happy. Not just happy. I am in a state of nirvana that is usually only reached by porn-stars.
The happiness stops. The powder must have worn off. I try to open my eyes, and I feel the stinging pain of wave after wave of the powder creeping in. I daren't breathe. Finally, my feet feel the floor. Solid ground. I had been worried that it wouldn't be there at all, that i was adrift in an unfathomable sea of powder, with no land for miles. The floor shakes me back to reality. I kick upwards hard. I surface. With my last second of conciousness, i crawl through the top of the door, glad that I had left it open in my haste. Then I drift away.
'Fuck' I mutter as I get up, 'That is the last time I'm having Turkish Delight'
True story.
User Reviews
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-05-29 07:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanga-langa-ding-dong
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i thought this was a decent "cocaine" story...than it became a great dessert story. I love Uber.
oh: "resembling an Artic continent." the word "Antarctica" could replace all those other words. :)
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-13 23:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Liked it a lot.
The Turkish Delight I had in Canada was some grape-gelatin candy covered in chocolate. Not good.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-13 20:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me laugh after reading the reviews and relizing what the hell turkish delight.
Phinch your right, i never knew what the fuck that was....
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-01-13 18:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-13 17:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah... +2 for clearing up 20 years of endless confusion and torment.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-13 17:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its like this really sweet Gelatine-thingy, completely covered in sugar so that everywhere you eat it, a massively disproportionate amount is left covering your clothes.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-13 17:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what is turkish delight? I read about it in the chronicles or narnia, in the 3rd grade, 20 fucking years ago, but i still have no idea what the fuck it is.