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Shut Down The Ubersite! (1524 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -1.65 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Alexander Weismüller (View user info) at 2004-01-14 17:18:49 EST


It's become apparent over the last few months that Ubersite.com has outlasted its usefullness and entered into useLESSness. I blame Bart for not putting a user cap on the site to stop registrations at 4000. Bart of course did not listen, and put the integrity of the Ubersite in jeopardy.

Every post... uses bandwidth.
Every post... reduces quality.
Every post... makes the Ubersite appear on the radar.
Every post... wastes time.
Every post... is the subject of controversy.

Let us shut down the Ubersite for the good of everyone. Not only do the children who visit the site become warped in some way or another, they make crummy posts that take up space on the front page, and as soon as they are buried, they make more.

Shut down the Ubersite.

Think of the children.

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-28 15:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy dumb fuck I love myself.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh and this post is a contradiction of sorts. He thinks all people over 4000 will suck yet he sucks and he is well under 4000.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-05-02 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So you want to take down the likes of me, eh? Good luck!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-05-02 10:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell is ubersite?

Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-14 23:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Survey says? Ohhh, sorry. The answer was jackass. Jackass.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-14 22:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll shut you down, motherfucker.

Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-14 22:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Of the top things NOT to post on this site, I think we found #1

I haven't seen this many -2's since KoolMang's last Post

Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-01-14 22:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Despite the trash this site still rules,
If you think different I'll punch your jewels,
shut this place down and we'll all raise a yell,
Go fuck your self douchebag I'll see you in hell.


in other words, DIE!!!!!!!

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-01-14 21:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You cock suckin lizard

You stole this and ensucked it dramatically


http://www.ubersite.com/m/20547


Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2004-01-14 20:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go swing from a tree, Weissmuller, you suck.

Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-14 19:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll take "No, Fuck No" for 500.

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-14 19:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

2900 series. HA! That sounds like a vaccum cleaner model.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-14 18:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-14 18:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I just noticed something, In 2 months, you have failed to write one thing that people liked. Please, next time would you think about putting some effort into a post?

Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-14 18:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

igrnorant: table of one.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

CHEESEMONKEY....






I HOPE A CHEESE EATING MONKEY BITES OF YOUR THIRD TESTICLE!

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You rock!

Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I would have expected better from a #2900-series.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

only because you have sex with your mother, asshat.

Submitted by tweeter (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey stitchedoncock, if you shut down ubersite, what would those of us with no life do?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Every post... uses bandwidth.
Every post... reduces quality.
Every post... makes the Ubersite appear on the radar.
Every post... wastes time.

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Apparently you forgot that posting shit "wastes time"

hahahahahaha, there is a dude knitting by me, are you that man?

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The pot...the kettle.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut down the YOU.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOO. Go away, no one likes you.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-14 17:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

delete yourself.



Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-14 17:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I totally agree. But it's been addressed.

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get_attach.cgi/LT052_60.jpg?message=107399733969598142&part=1


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