Fuck dentists, fuck them up their stupid asses. (614 hits)
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Submitted by Confusion (View user info) at 2004-01-15 01:05:29 EST
The dentistry is twice as evil as Lucifer's home, and horrible thing is that I'm expected to return in six whole months.
I walked into the dentistry at exact 2 o'clock, and surprisingly I only had to wait for approximately 5 minutes. I sat down in that oh so very comfortable chair, and just as I was starting to enjoy my stay, the nurse came over and destroyed it. She started the conversation with "oh wow! I like your style. You look so cool!" you all probably think I'm lying because I can never get enough of myself, and it's true, but I swear to you, she really said it. So I politely answered with a simple thanks assuming that it'll stop the conversation, I was wrong. She went into where I got my hair cut, where I buy my clothes. I was DAMN CLOSE of socking her straight in the fucking face. Finally, the doctor came, and the nurse came to a realization that she has to shut the fuck up. The doctor toke a look inside my mouth and said my wisdom tooth was developing...uh...no shit? I've been living with them for the past month, I think I'd notice. But I was polite, and I asked him if it's necessary to have them remove, because it had been bothering my already existed teeth. Also, I think it's pushing the others into weird positions, I'm afraid I'm going to look like a Canadian hockey player after another month. He told me that it was fine, and complimented on them. Two minutes later, he asked if I want to get fucking braces. Hmmm...Let me think about that shit, I have beautiful teeth and I would want to go through unnecessary pain for the next two fucking years because...? He then told me the reason would be and I quote "Ha-ha-ha, you don't want you girlfriend to see you have bad teeth do you? Ha-ha-ha." I was DAMN CLOSE of socking him straight in the fucking face. Next, I had the regular cleaning, which to my prior memory was not so bad. But this cleaning had shattered it, shattered and stepped on by your horrible looking fat ass mother after 5 dogs pissing on it on the same time. The reason being they after they cleaned it, the nurse flossed it unbelievable hard; I literally had mouth full of blood. I was DAMN CLOSE of socking her straight in the fucking face. So after all those torture I thought that it'd be over, but they refused to let me go because they found 3 bad teeth and needs filling. Okay, I guess it's the best for me to let them do so. I had to open my mouth wide fucking open for 30 fucking minutes, do you people know how painful it is to open your mouth for long period of time? I was DAMN CLOSE of socking him straight in the fucking face.
Fuck dentists, fuck them up their stupid asses.
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Submitted by ShadowFlame <coolness007.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-13 14:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So God damn true...I just got home from the fucking dentist, really fucking sore. All because of 2 fucking teeth. It was major bullshit. This story of yours is so goddamn awesome...and here's a poem...
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Fuck dentists.
That's all.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-15 08:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
after reading all this, i'm THAT CLOSE to socking you straight in the fucking face.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Solid blocks of text make the baby Jesus cry.
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Go for it, but so you know, I might have to kill you now.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I want to be a dentist....
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, user#4935, I got a challenge for you. Try copying my posts into your account, and copying my user#, and then you'll rock. Ready, set, GO!
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life - Homer Simpson
More like twenty seconds, but this was a really bad story. Why do people whine about the fucking dentist. Think about the poor bastard that has to put up with you idiots and your stupid stuff. I would like to help you. Hmm NO, I will compalin about it. Then they try to give you an excuse and you think physical violence is the solution? Sick
Submitted by KooIMang (user info) at 2004-01-15 01:07:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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