it's time to run like hell, when...... (340 hits)
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Submitted by <okiwilltellyou.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-15 12:49:28 EST
Okay, first of all, I want to make sure everyone knows that I am NOT a man basher..I love men and many of them please women all but too well...yes, you know who you are. And if you get the time, would love a call from you to get out of this terrible rut I have found myself in. Lately, have been single and playing the field and regretfully have made a few errors of judgement when it comes to bedroom abilities of the opposite sex......so, if you ladies are in the same boat as i am, i thought it would be helpful to pass on a few red flags to watch out for...
it's time to run like hell, when.....
When after hearing a joke you told your girlfriend, he sits there dumbfounded and says...."I don't get it.....what the hell is a clitoris anyway???"
When the entire sexual experience takes 15 minutes and he grins devilishly and tells you...."See, I told you that you couldn't handle me.....ahhhh, I'm such a stud!!!"
When you suggestively mention you love to be eaten out he asks....."Oh yeah? So what is your favorite restaurant?"
When during your conversation on the amazing book you are reading right now he says...."Oh I just bought a book on martial arts I thought looked interesting, have you ever heard of Kama Sutra?"
When you go back to his place and are sitting on the couch--you seductively whisper in his ear that you want to be in control tonight--he grins and says he likes the woman in charge--then hands you the remote....
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-15 13:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The potential is there, only time will tell.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-15 13:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't give up hope...yet.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-15 12:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You could have just told me you didn't like our date...
Bitch!