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Sex on The Strip (1095 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.16 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <pink_flip.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-15 19:21:38 EST


I leaned over next to the bar and felt his hand on my back. I turned to look at the door, and again he ran his hand down my spine.

Although I felt like I was about to take advantage of a drunken friend, I obeyed my impulse to invite him to my room. Just in case he wanted to keep our relationship 'friendly', I made sure to add "You can stay in my room, but no funny business", knowing full well I wanted (and expected) pleanty of funny business.

The walk to the room was completely plutonic, as our friendship had always been.

We got to the room and he laid down on the bed... the lights hadn't even been turned on. I sat down near to him, in oder to take my shoes off, and he began to rub on my back again. Thank God. I crawled over him, and he continued to face out... his back to me.

I told him to roll over so I could lay on his chest. The three back rubs had given me some confidence, you see... It showed that he liked me, or wanted to fuck me, at least.

I laid my head down on his shoulder, and he turned so our lips could meet. That moment is emblazened in my mind. Slow and loving... no thought into it...

Argh that naughty liquor... the night comes to me in patches of action... the rest a blackened mess. Rolling and tumbling... kissing... touching... nightstands toppled over... phones off the hook... ashtrays flung upon the floor... he's on top, sex with a friend...

Sometime in the morning (or was it afternoon?) I got up and put a shirt on. He was laying on the opposite side of the huge bed, his back to me still. I kept sleepily rolling into his space, hoping he'd turn over and hold me. He didn't. I worried about how we'd act when he woke up. Would he regret what we had done? He would... why else would he be laying in such a way as to totally close himself from me?

I doze some more... aware here and there when he wakes up to check the clock or use the bathroom... he goes back to the same position, laying on the opposite side of a king-size bed.

At some point we are both awake and aware that the other is up, too. We lay, staring at the ceiling. Talking about hangovers... what did we drink last night? How many shots did we do? When did we get back from Freemont Street? ha ha ha.


Oh lord, he doesn't know what happened? He says he can't remember getting back to my hotel.

I order room service, lots of coffee, por favor. We lounge around in a comfortable manner... although we're both still in bed, in varrious states of undress, somehow it's not weird. After an hour or so he leaves- heading back down the strip to his own hotel, saying "give me a call later".

I don't call him.

Oh good God, what's going to happen now? My best friend all through high school, and now we've crossed that line we'd been toeing for years. To be honest, I did hope something would happen on vacation... an innocent kiss, a quirky confession... but I'd rather have nothing happen then have us be weird. And how could we not be weird at this point?

He called after about 2 hours. Whats up, what are you doing... We'll go se a show tonight, eh? Living on the west coast hadn't got the Michigan accent out of his blood, I see.

I spend a bit of time trying to find something to wear. It matters more after last night, how I look. I go downstairs to meet him, and he's looking the best he's looked yet. Black shirt and khakis... I think he looks great, I say nothing. I do that a lot. I notice nice things, and keep the compliment to myself. We waste time doing nothing... idly talking... walking up and down the road... sushi for dinner... tea... then it's back to my room to find a good show.

Immediatly I sprawl on the bed, he sits in the chair. After we find the show, I stretch out... making my stomach look flat... listening to him telling stories. All I can think about is how badly I want something to happen... anything... I want some acknowledgement that he remembers last night.

It's almost painful to watch how hard we are both trying to act normal. We are being overly chummy, laughing to hard at each others jokes...

It takes almost a month before I find out how much he really remembered.

He calls me in a drunken stupor, inviting me to come see him... he misses me. He also said the sweetest thing anyone has ever said, I'm still waiting for someone to top it...

"To have a friend as amazing as you is one thing, but to have you connected to me like we were in Vegas was another... I'll pay for your ticket... come spend the summer with me."


Mmmmm Boy... that was a fun summer.










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Submitted by Auron (user info) at 2005-06-13 06:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked the way you told that.

Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-08-08 19:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas...unless its the clap, then you have to go to the doctor.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked it, new name or not.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I hate that last line... it keeps taunting me... "oh look Corinne, you shouldn't have wrote me... ha ha I'm cheapening your ENTIRE STORY! Ha ha ha stupid girl"

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-06-11 11:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent

very charming and engaging, fresh and honest and amusing.

perhaps delete final line, to leave a bit of mystery

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-05-04 11:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-02-01 21:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha, you're so smart, Snot.

Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-30 11:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

~~~~~~~~~~~~~(white noise)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2004-01-16 05:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It doesn't matter if corn made a new name up or not, the point is this was a well written entertaining post +2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-16 00:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"What's with" what I did... ah, I'll blame it on insecurity. I wanted to post this, and then I thought, "noooo... I don't think I should post a sex post.". Then I thought "I can make up a new user name, and post it with that."

I figured I'd be killing to birds with one stone. So that's what I did.

Then, after I did it, I sat here staring at my computer, thinking, "You know what, I'm a fucking adult, and why oh why would I be worried about some people on a website enough to post under a fake name...? That was dumb, just dumb".

The next thought was, "Fuck, I'll just review it and confess".

Then after I did that, I thought, "Well that was even stupider. Why didn't I just leave it alone? Now people are REALLY going to see how insecure and wishy-washy I am!".

Which led me to my final thought on this topic.

"I don't care."

The End.


Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-15 22:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the point in making a new user name to post something
if you just openly admit in your replies that it was you?

I'm with Kaelic.

Fuck you, fuck this post, and fuck everything else that deserves/doesn't deserve fucking.

Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-01-15 21:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Really liked it. Kaelic is obviously just a jealous virgin.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks V- I was just telling Insanethemind that the reason I decided to make a new user for this post is ONLY because I've met UberUsers... therefore I sorta feel like I'm not so annonymous anymore...

Which is why I gave into the temptation to make a new name to post this... but, you know... that sucks, and I'm NOT GOING TO DO IT! hah...

Yay, I had sex in vegas. (har har)

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this is a great post, corn_nugget!! You shouldn't have been shy about it!



Yes, Kaelic, I'm Hitler because I don't think this post deserves a -2. ::sigh::

:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeez Louise, Kaelic, that was unwarranted.

Good story.

Good fucking.



Good times.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you. I had every reason in the world to rate this pointless, obnoxious piece of shit with the rating I felt appropriate, you fucking nazi. Once you're done trying to cancel out my negative two's maybe you can go gas some jews, Hitler.

I hate this post with every fiber of my being. It made me almost violently sick to read. The little, meaningless dynamics of some bitch and her best friend fuck buddy, played out on a meaningless level. Fuck him, fuck her, and fuck you.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Can I confess now? I wrote this, but I was shy about posting a sex post...

Why? I dunno? So I decided to just get it out in the open before, well... before, uh... I don't know.

I don't know?

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pointless bad rating.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

for Kaelic's

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to make up

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I fucking hate you, and I hope you both die.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmm...incapacitating.

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
-----------


This is the best first post I've ever read!! I love it! Welcome to Uber!!!


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm going to vegas for spring break with one of my best friends from highschool. Nothing better happen with her or i'm royaly fucked. Good story though.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-15 19:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III