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Rating: -0.56 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jenny <strange_existence.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-16 11:35:31 EST


Hi, it's me (not that any of you know me)
I would like to take this time to introduce myself to all my fellow Ubersite members. I came across this site just yesterday and I decided to join so I could submit anything and everything that crosses my mind. Anyways, I'm 19 (very soon to be 20), Canadian and I am currently attending college. When rating my posts I ask that everyone be brutally honest with me.
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll give this a 0 because you said you just found this site yesterday and you don't have a clue yet.
I waited a month before saying a word on here, just reading.

little posts like this, are bad. Bad, I tell you. They make bored people at work want to go postal and start by wishing your death in 100 different ways.

oh. yeah. I want my 60 seconds of life back, for reading this and the comments.


Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

....20 years old. And in Canada. Nice.

Submitted by strangexistence (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the advice Yankee, I'll be sure to get right on that one.
Oh, and since I welcome your advice, check your email tomorrow for naked pics of me!!!! :)

Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Brutally honest responses:

1) Post something next time.

2) If you saw the site yesterday, you saw how much inconsequential shit gets posted here, so why did you post this?

3) Hi, my name is Lisa.



Submitted by YankeeHater (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The first rule you need to be aware of is this:
All females must post web-cam shots of themselves.

Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You can NOT submit anything and everything you want. Certain people will pounce all over you because they think they are better than you.

Submitted by strangexistence (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha, fuck you guys too..!!
Love ya!!

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

A teenager AND a canandian. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. I hope for your sake your not fat as well.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh, good point Loren.

Wow. #4971. Think today's the day we'll hit #5000?

Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A post with no backbone, by a user from a country with no backbone! eh?

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This sucks. Here's some advice: try harder. You may have the potential to not suck.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

volk - "...we've lost a lot of NuberUsers with potential because they couldn't take the flaming"

They weren't worth it if they couldn't take the flames.
You've got to be fucking awesome to not get flamed.
For example, I was flamed huge over the last year, therefore, I am not awesome either.

BTW-
Innocence, naivety and Ubersite do not mix.

Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to Über,

I am glad you want to be part of the community. Please post the funniest anecdotes that happened to you and take some time to post quality pictures of yourself.

Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't give this a negative rating as you seem sincere - you seem too innocent and naive to the ways of Uber.

My words of advice to you: if you can indeed contribute worthwhile posts to Uber, don't let what people say to you on this post scare you away. I have no doubt that we've lost a lot of NuberUsers with potential because they couldn't take the flaming - and flaming you will get!!

Best of luck to you, and you might want to peruse over this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20444


:-)
Phoenix

Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In brutal honesty, the only way I would have liked this post is if you had posted a picture of yourself nude (assuming your hot) or with a shotgun wound through your chest (knowing in reality that you're not hot).

Jason.

Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Done and done.
And I mean done.

Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Welcome. Get a clue. Post something of substance, and then we'll be glad to have you. Until then, look out for flying objects headed your way.




SpikeGoddess

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Be careful what you ask for.


I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season, and I got a hankering for some spankering!

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