I am a Chick Magnet......... Kinda ..... (818 hits)
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Submitted by Rubixxcube (View user info) at 2004-01-16 11:55:03 EST
I'm 25 and have 1 question, Where are all of the normal 22-27 year old women at? All the ones I meet in that age range have no job, no skills, no brains, are drug addicts or sometimes just plain crazy. Seems there is a shortage of women that at least have SOME direction in their life. Lately I seem to have this wonderful skill that attracts woman that it could never possibly work out with, nor would I want it to. Let me give some examples from the past few monthes.
#1 - Meet this girl through a mutual friend, she's 21. We talk a little on the phone etc and decide to hang out one night. I suggest just coming over 1 night during the week and maybe watching a movie or something( You can start out as a tuesday nighter but must earn one of my weekend nights). This evening goes very well. She sits on the couch with me while we watch a movie, gets a little comfortable, we fool around a little and everything seems good. Fast forward a few days, she says that she had fun that night, basically it comes out that she wants to do movie night again. This is good.
Well, she comes over for movie night, is there about an hour, sits on the other couch, doesn't come near me, leaves in the middle of the movie because she's tired. I am left with my dick staring at me with the "dude, what the fuck did you do look?" which I can't answer. I am still not sure what I did that night, no need to waste time calling, she is obviously not interested though. A month later she calls me and wants to hang out again, I am surprised to say the least but agree to give her one more chance. I figure I may inquire about the last encounte when we are together again. The 3rd encounter was much like the second. While things are looking to go no where and and I will wind up holding my dick again, my friend calls and says he wants to go to Atlantic city and is on his way over to pick me up. He knew the history here and didn't want me to waste anymore time with this girl. He arrives, I basically say, we're going to atlantic city, bye and she leaves.
Find out that she now dates her ex-boyfriend's brother. That's normal.... riiiiiight.....
#2 - I meet a new neighbor of mine, she's 19, attractive, awesome personality but lives with her 32 year old boyfriend. I mean congratulations to him and all for hitting the pussy lottery, but what the fuck, I think she's a little young for me even(many disagree with me on this, but honestly, i'm not looking for a 19 year old girl when i'm 25, i'm looking for someone with some possibility of a future, that's just me). He works long hours at a restaurant, she hangs out with me and comes over alot, I really put forth no effort since I saw no reason to, and she just bascially came to me. My only interest in her is as a friend with benefits. Well we wind up hooking up several times, but she won't sleep with me, because that would be cheating, blowing me isn't, but sex is. This is actually the second girl I came across that had this philosophy. I think some women use this to rationalize the cheating, they say to themselves they are not cheating since there is no actual sex. Retarded logic, but I'm not going to argue. Anyway, this went on for a few months then I moved, we talk every so often. My favorite line. "I really like you a lot, but I live with Joe etc... but if it doesn't work out I'll call you." Cool, then we can date and you can cheat on me, I look forward to that, where do I sign up.
#3 - 29 year old women... who happens to be my friend already.. who is also married to my friend and has a child with him. We all hang out alot, I also hang out with only him or only her sometimes. Well last week she comes over to see my cat(I just got a cat). She is very flirty the whole night, at first I think this is just the usual joking around but finally she just tells me she wants to sleep with me. I tell her I am flattered, but she is married... married to my friend... and also has a son with him. She tells me it's ok. Oh i'm sure he wouldn't mind, give me a fucking break. She says somewhat upset, that I shouldn't have such morals and leaves, as though I am the bad guy. Again, this is normal? Next day she calls and aplogizes for her behavior to save some of her dignity.
Many of my friends say I should have slept with her, but in my mind sleeping with a girl that has a boyfriend is a lot different then sleeping with a girl who is married, especially since it is to my friend.
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Anybody else have as good as luck as I do lately? Maybe it's because I hang out in pool halls, bars and casinos but if someone has the treasure map to where the normal women are then please email it to me......
User Reviews
Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-16 18:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ive never had a girlfriend, because Im fucking repulsive!
+2
Submitted by Ben <Bman1204.at.aol.com> at 2004-01-16 17:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...i also have this problem, except theyre not crazy, or stupid, or both —-they're all in highschool...which, btw, is an excellent place for "do-ers" (the 18 year old ones in any case)...if i were you, i'd try the local library, that's always a good place for smart, sometimes hot, chicks...and (if you ever change your mind about your sexuality) you can also go there for an unlimited supply of old russian men
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-16 17:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vegedor,
I'm blushing all over!
Rubixxcube,
I feel the SAME way about men. All the guys I've gone out with recently have been nuts. There was the one who sent me GI Joes in the mail (if you really care, you can read my post about it http://www.ubersite.com/m/15378 ), the air force guy who iniciated handholding and kissing on the second date, called me the next day, and then dissapeared, and a few more scenarios which I don't care to recount on Uber b/c there are people here who know me in real life.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-16 16:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you speak from the heart... i am 24.. welcome to my world =)
THE BEST LINE FROM THE POST:
Cool, then we can date and you can cheat on me, I look forward to that, where do I sign up.
hahahah
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-16 16:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"lookin' for love in all the wrong places.."
Oh jebus please don't let me get that song stuck in my head.
Submitted by K420 (user info) at 2004-01-16 16:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going through the EXACT same thing right now man...it sucks a lot.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have no control over who you meet, but you do over who you keep around. Sounds like you're doing a good job to me.
Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Verg, in response to:
"Let me get this straight, you are looking for an attractive woman in her early 20's, that has old-fashioned morals and virtues, would like to have sex with you, have a job and life goals and that will not cheat. You would generally need at least 3 women to cover all these qualities, if not 7. "
Well, the old-fshoined morals and values are not really accurate, i doubt anyone that knows me well would use that as an accurate description of me.
Not cheating on your boyfriend/husband, or wanting a girl that won't do that doesn't seem that out of that ordinary, nor classify me as old-fashoined.
i know you can't find all of qualities in one, but some of course are more important then others.
Also, all girls fall into 2 catergories, do-ers or daters. Ones you just want to sleep with or ones that you would maybe date or have a relationship with. If you are a do-er, like #2 i really don't care about your future, or some other things as I'm just there for 1 thing.
But in a dater, i am more picky and am not one to just settle. Hey she's cute, has some things going for her etc but she likes to snort coke and have sex with random guys... that's hard to overlook
hairy-absolutely-"when it rains it pours"
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait another 10 years. It gets even harder.
Cheers!
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From what I have read of her, SpikeGoddess is really intelligent and seems to have a good mental health. She also seems to have balance and happiness in her life and enough wisdom to have safe sex practices that implies monogamy. The pictures of her leg and face also show that she is attractive. She is respected and loved on Über and people keep asking for her advices because it is generally agreed to she makes perfect sense.
I think she is your only chance at happiness. Go after her. I do not know if she is available but what the hell? Try!
I would but I am an old french-canadian asshole so I have no chances.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like this everywhere??? Damn, I just thought I lived in a bad part of the country.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like you're picking up the scraps at the moment..
chin up.. remember when it rains it pours
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me get this straight, you are looking for an attractive woman in her early 20's, that has old-fashioned morals and virtues, would like to have sex with you, have a job and life goals and that will not cheat.
You would generally need at least 3 women to cover all these qualities, if not 7.
On rare occasions, you will find such a woman and she will already be in relationship with a much more succesful guy than you, therefore will ignore you totally OR she has just dumped her 45th boyfriend in 2 years because she only gets attracted to assholes, which you are not.
Submitted by Mothyham (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you need to tell #3's husband
Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Broaden your horizons, read a book, change your lifestyle. I'm not saying that you should give up, but you seem to be setting your standards for a 'choice mate' higher than the standards you set for yourself.
On a plus side, your mother is no doubt still fuckable.
Go get her Oedipus.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All the normal girls are at Uber!!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Fuck. This is a first post. Even better.
I tell you man, i have no idea where all the normal 20ish girls are. Somebody has them all locked up somewhere.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-01-16 11:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I fucking love this post.