Penis Facts.......enjoy (2464 hits)
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Submitted by Jenny <strange_existence.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-16 12:28:27 EST
Penis and Sex Facts
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect
penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops
off at 1 3/4 inches.
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on
the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes
to such a degree that the men literally have to knot
them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs
in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to
17 inches long.
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna
with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty
documented cases of men similarly endowed.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples
make love an average of three times a night, every night,
until their thirties, when the weekly average drops
to a mere 14.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel
from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per
hour.
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten
thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional
because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on
their wedding night.
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in
an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order
to induce a more powerful orgasm.
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft,
had a special table built so that he could comfortably
engage in sexual intercourse. It was considered elegant
for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to
let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it
could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.
In fourteenth-century Europe, high-ranking noblemen
were permitted to display their genitals below a short
tunic, while those not impressively endowed could, if
they chose, wear a leather falsie called a braquette.
Given today's average frequency of sexual intercourse,
it would take the typical American couple more than
four years to try every one of the 529 positions described
in the Kama Sutra.
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello
in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified
his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted
intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the
dead man's member.
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet
each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
"There may be some things that are better than sex,
and their may be some things that are worse. But there
is nothing exactly like it." --W.C. Fields
User Reviews
Submitted by Goldeneyes (user info) at 2004-01-17 16:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunctional because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
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That will teach them to stay at a Holiday Inn on their wedding night...
Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2004-01-17 04:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, that dude had a tiny penis. Yeah his penis was SmALL! brain:*they'll never know, just make fun of him*
-J
Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-16 18:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha...Awsome...
+2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-01-16 17:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 times a night, every night for 22 years.
I'm moving.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-16 15:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know. It was interesting. You know one of the more obvious signals of addiction is preoccupation with the substance/drug/object. Jenny are you addicted to penis? If so, I have a pretty nice one. He treats the ladies nice.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-16 15:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
An improvement over the first, but still crappy.
Keep trying, you're getting warmer. (But not again today, ok?)
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-16 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can you shake a penis? You can hit them against each other, but a penis can't grasp another penis... heh
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-16 14:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penis obsession? I'm in the 90th percentile myself...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:39:59 EST (#)
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What did you expect???
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You must really love the cock.
Mine wakes me up everyday and it gets old...
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:24:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Somebody should tattoo the Kama Sutra to their body so when they're gonna have sex, their partner can just point and choose.
"I'll have a #371, please"
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That would be like having sex at a Chinese takeout restaurant.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail -
I don't know why I did it, but I hit that link, and as it turns out, I'm was eating my lunch as I did it.
Point being: I hate you.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:24:32 EST (#)
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Somebody should tattoo the Kama Sutra to their body so when they're gonna have sex, their partner can just point and choose.
"I'll have a #371, please"
Kinda like old style barber shops where the barber only knows how to give no more than 7 different cuts.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:10:55 EST (#)
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No, that one inch thing is a lie. And before you go, haha, he says it is a lie because he has a smaller one himself, have a look at this:
http://www.ubersite.has-a-small-penis.com/
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-01-16 13:03:14 EST (#)
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Here is a reference - There were lots of them...
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/sexfacts.html
The only reason this isn't a negative rating is that I didn't know all of this and found it to be informative...
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for an informative post
+1 for not including a picture.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-16 12:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm, I think I need a source to believe all of this stuff.
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:47:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The first bit of fact number one is wrong, take it from me.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches."
HEY! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-16 12:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhh, not sure what to say.