Michael Jackass is an Idiot (2510 hits)
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Submitted by Ed Dee<cchero.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-17 02:50:15 EST
Michael JackASS
I placed this article under the category of movies and TV, the reason being, if you've managed to catch the blockbuster hit "Michael Jackson's Court Trial" Coverage on TV, you would know what I'm talking about.
It's stated simply. Michael Jackson is an idiot. If you haven't heard about him, here is an intro:
1) He is a freak, yes, you heard me, he is a sideshow item from Barnum
2) His nose fell off
3) He is a compulsive liar (I.E. Injuries to arm, plastic surgery, etc)
4) He has serious mental problems (I.E. Peter Pan need I say more fucking crazy?)
5) He has a child-molesting wonder park
6) He sleeps with little children
7) He wears clothes that look like a rejected idea for a GI Joe Figurine
8) He wears a stupid ass mask and makes his kids wear goofy ass masks
9) He drops babies from balconies
10) He carries 19 cheerios in his left pocket and a pocket vagina in his right
Okay, I made the last few points up, but I could see that coming out in court, I mean really, it's no holds barred from this Planet of the Apes monkey-woman-reject.
I don't care if he saved a kid from cancer if he had to do it with while playing with his balls and a finger up his ass. That's just plain sicko. There are a few other millionaires that could have made it happen for this kid, and I'm calling them out, that's right, these other financial icons should step up and put Michael Plastic Face Man Jackass out of the limelight.
Step up to the plate America
Donald Trump: He would break this kid down emotionally, make him sell lemonade on the street corner, and make the kid earn his cancer treatments. This may seem like a heartless bastard thing to do, but man it would make a great reality show.
Mr. T: I pity the fool who has cancer. Get up off your butt and get moving. This guy really doesn't need the money because Mr. T would ebonically speak the cancer right out of his body. Mr. T can bring the bling.
P. Diddy: No, he's just a pussy, he would run a couple of city miles, keep all the money, buy another condo, and the kid would die waiting. Nope, bad choice
Oprah: Not a fan myself, but from what I've seen in her upcoming show she manages to bring the world together in common world peace while also releasing her new clothing line for obese women. If anyone can "buy" cancer away, it would be her. She would just swipe her Kryptonite AMEX Card down the crack of the kid's ass he'd be healed.
I hate Michael JackASS, why? Because both he and the JackASS five are trying to make this a racial thing. They are trying to rally support from the fans. Of course the majority of them are overseas, because Americans have become wise to the fact that Jacko was an idiot when he turned himself into a white woman.
Michael Jackson is an idiot; I've proved it and thousands of Germans and Japanese people will give -2's to this post.
yep, absolutely no substance to this post, just a rambling rave. I love it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-04 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny as fuck man!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-06 05:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10) He carries 19 cheerios in his left pocket and a pocket vagina in his right
HAHA
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-23 00:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2004-01-22 23:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Well check your bad selves on your scootee's.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-22 23:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tuesdaydelay - I've seen your bullshit site, I'm not threatened
Submitted by Twoguns <bigtimespykid.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-18 00:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Jackson loves you, and wants to give you the bad touch. hahaha
just kidding mang, good stuff once again. I promise I wont tell anyone about the Micheal Jackson zipper jacket you still wear.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-01-17 16:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet fancy Moses! I used to have that Gi.Joe.
Hey tuesdaydelay, what's your website's adress? You haven't begged anyone to check it out in the past six minutes, so I figured I'd ask.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-17 10:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Michael Jackson is a nasty freak.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-17 08:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 For the "Bonus McCauley Culkin Figure."
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-17 07:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Posted on the 17th January, 2004?
Thanks for telling me so soon.
You're a fucking tool.
Submitted by yeah (user info) at 2004-01-17 07:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"He has a child-molesting wonder park "
-Hahahahahahaha.
Fucking hell that was funny.
Fucking hell I'm childish.
Submitted by Dudething3k (user info) at 2004-01-17 04:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was in no way refering to your post in anyway when i wrote my most recent post. I know my other posts are mostly SHIT. But hey you gotta make some mistakes before you hit the big one. The religious and spelling posts were straight from my ass because sometimes im just a complete idiot and dont think my posts through. I'm new at this you know. anyways this has gotten wa off topic. read some of your other posts. they were good. you are a good writer although looks liek some of your posts came out of your ass too.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
totally behind us bro- I want the input
I had to joke about the curling thing because honestly I'm ignorant to it.
The last post came out pretty much the same time yours did
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've just given you every bit of credit and read each of your posts. I came across the curling post and found it to be the most interesting of four (I wont count the double post did you just get a little happy on the coffee when you hit the s-s-s-submit button?)
You spoke to religion. I amongst many others found it dull
You bitched about spellchecking. Nobody liked your idea
You wrote about your abuse on other posters.
You didn't find this interesting, cool. But have some good shit in the closet before you post a plea to all uberusers to post interesting stuff.
I looked for it, I wanted to find it, but I couldn't. You need to find your inspirado.
I want the good with the bad, check out some of my other posts, let me have it. Don't think by giving me -2's you are in the least breaking my heart. I want the feedback. Even from you.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cchero, I now apreciate the work that went into this post a little better. I am impressed that you did that in photoshop even if i do not condone it. for that reason, i am giving you a +2 to counter my second -2. hopefully we can now put this behind us. But can yo perhaps get off the whole curling post thing, please. Its a bit weak you know.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm... thas funny... you judge me because i wrote about curling. I judge you because you are a moron and not a particualrily interesting one either. At least squattail is an exiting moron. You, however, are just a generic one.
So I wrote a post about curling. So I used to curl. Big deal, I wrote my post to be entertaining, I'm sure against your better judgement thats the point of this article too. I didn't find it entertaining, I venture to guess few people will. This is my opinion and i am entitled to it just as you are entitled to yours and because you are being a dick by judging me by one of my posts rather than trying to improve your own you get another -2.
Consider yourself served.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Skatastrophy Quote:
When you think Canada usually three things come to mind kickass beer, perpetual winter and hockey. I am not physically fIt per say... so I took up a much less strenuous sporting hobby, Curling.
You wrote a post on curling?
NOPE SORRY
I refuse to write about somebody ruining my cal de sac, I refuse to write about the fact that I had a ham and cheese sandwich yesterday.
Dude, you wrote a post about Curling. Casting stones shouldn't be your hobby right now
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yep, absolutely no substance to this post, just a rambling rave. i hate it.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Michael Jackson likes the P in the B
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck. why did you even post this? no one cares how you feel about Micheal Jackson because no one cares about him anymore. Ok fine he went to court for teh whole lude and lecivious conduct thing but who cares? No one thats who. thanks for wasting my time. don't you have better things to do than write rants about emotionally mal ajusted man-children?
Please, if you post again write about something people might actually enjoy reading insted of wasting bandwith and space on the front page with this drivel spouted more likely than not by an emotionally retarded reject.
Want to prove me wrong? go ahead post something GOOD. I dare ya.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-17 03:03:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... I agree with you... Thought I made that clear with the total mockery of M. Jackass.. did I not state that clearly?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-17 02:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure if any one of us were put on the spot in front of the world, we'd all have our "freakishness"
Regardless, it hasn't made what he did to children right.
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