Uberia: Chapter III Post Wars (1035 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Scratch <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-18 02:06:34 EST
Chapter III
Post Wars
HINT: Strongly recommend you read Chapter's I and II before you dive in to understand what the hell is going on.
Chapter I (sorry for the paragraphs, or lack thereof)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23306
Chapter II (New and improved with paragraphs)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23314
Comment and you could live in the story
The walls of the castle Ubersite pounded with the first onslaught of posts from the post-killers. Bits and pieces of rock from the walls were dropping into the mass frenzy of soldiers who were trying to conjure their own posts. Soldiers were unable to even launch their first posts before being crushed by damaged walls and lobbed posts. Quickly, they replied with an entourage of lethal posts, flung out over the walls of the castle into the advancing army of Fingerbang. The walls were still intact, but not for long. Posts were flying back and forth, counterposts, double posts, hate posts, flame posts. The war for Uberia had begun. Lord Bart joined the crowd as he marched through. He made his way through the confusion to the main hall. His hands were glowing white hot with two posts he had been working on since dawn. Nightfall was shortly upon them, an advantage the invaders were rapidly gaining. Lord Bart made his way down the hall and to the main gate. He shouted to his men and knights, "We will meet them at the main gate, raise the gate". Fury took over, as the gate was raised the mob of post-killers started to pour in. The king launched his first wave of fury posts. The posts were so powerful they plowed the ranks of the opposing army, leaving nothing short of dust in the air.
Fingerbang's army quickly filled in the gaps caused by Lord Bart's posts. There were too many of them. Most the posts thrown out by Fingerbang's men were of no substance, contained no direction or plot, and had very little involvement from the creator. But there were so many it often countered the efforts of Lord Bart's army. An MS Paint post flew towards Lord Bart. Big Mike stepped in with a good solid post and turned the oncoming post into fizzle. The King turned his head quickly and nodded, thanking Big Mike silently for his save. Jonukah fought with courageous tenacity as he plowed down post-killers one by one. He couldn't be stopped, he was a post launching machine. He was in a zone. Hidden101 and Razor launched their deadly attacks from above, taking out large chunks of the evil posters at a time.
From all of the efforts, it still wasn't working. Fingerbang's men poured into the gate and began to flood the main hall of the castle. Pushing back on Lord Bart's men, who were dropping like a house made of cards. Lord Bart quickly assessed the situation. There was no hope in winning this war without help. They were being driven to the back of the castle at an incredible rate. Lord Bart was briefly distracted as McGinny saved LaNa from an oncoming attack, they would need LaNa, she was the only healer they had. Lord Bart yelled out to his Knights, "Razor, McGinny, tell the others to pull back, draw back to the sewers." Lord Bart had just enough time to acknowledge his men had understood him before he was knocked to the ground.
It was Fingerbang. He was a short and pudgy little monster of a creature. He moved with froglike prowess. "Welcome to death fool, WE are the future of ubersite." Lord Bart rolled to miss a smashing post from Fingerbang, and tried to regain himself quick enough to return. It was not enough. Fists flew and counters blocked. A flurry of punches and counters took them into a physical posting duel. Back and forth they went, as everything else was blocked out. Nothing else mattered. Another blasting onslaught of shitty posts from Fingerbang's men caused a large piece of rock to come crashing down on the back of Lord Bart's leg, dropping him to the ground in pain. Fingerbang spun a deadly post in his right hand. "Say goodbye Bart!" Bart answered "Goodbye" as he flashed Fingerbang with a powerpost which totally whipped Fingerbangs body into a gooey combination of blood and crushed bone, which spattered across the floor and on the wall. He should have been overjoyed with the death of one of McBain's cronies, but he was not, because he had just heard the war call of KoolMang, who had just arrived with his men. He made his way through the crowd, dodging posts, and running through a gauntlet of battles. He did not see any of his knights down, so he leaved it to fate that they made it to the sewers. He did realize though, that his soldiers were quickly fading. He had finally made it to the sewers as he turned a corner and opened a secret passage below. He was met by Razor, "You made it, said a relieved knight, "Thank Uber". The King barely managed a smile as he knew the situation was dim. They ran through the knee high murky waters towards freedom. They all knew what they had to do, they had to find help.
KoolMang ran his sword through the last of the standing followers of Lord Bart. He was draped in red, his favorite color. Red hides the blood from his often enjoyed close encounters in the many wars he has fought. His power of post-kill was second only to McBain himself. He was a relentless hunter, and tracker. He climbed the very steps that Lord Bart stood upon in the early morning and looked upon his army. He watched as his soldiers poured into the castle. A small smile crossed his face, it was just as he predicted. Bart has lost, Ubersite is now under his control. Soon McBain would arrive, and would be pleased with his work. Something was not quite right however, he could not scan the bodies of neither the king nor any of his pitiful posting knights. As he quickly scanned to find any trace of where they could have gone, it came to him. He cupped his hands around his mouth to intensify his message, "In the sewers, they ran to the sewers, hunt them down". His lackeys started to pour into the opening left open by Bart.
Loki slowly opened her eyes. She could not move, she was in absolute pain. She was hurting all over, from the encounters with the Post Killers, then the fall from the bridge. She's really not even sure how she is still alive. She lay there, in pain and in misery, but she didn't have time to feel sorry for herself, for she could only hope that her friends were alive as well. Then she saw where she had ended up, her eyes slowly closed, and she let out a sigh.
Too be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-04 00:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You saw the future!
Nice series
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-13 07:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a really clever idea. Nicely done.
Submitted by D-Love <dlove.at.gravybiscuit.com> at 2004-01-22 17:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Thank Uber"...great line.
This is kicking more and more ass I continue to read
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-01-20 10:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely awesome. When I first started posting on Uber, Kristy Swan was the biggest hit whore ever. No one knew who she was and it was almost certain that she was actually a guy who was just fucking around. There were always posts of her showing her ass. Anyhow, Kristy Swan was a hit whore that should be included.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-20 01:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a couple of other folks that could play a role in this:
* cole - http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=124
I mention this guy all the time, but he is one of the oldest of the old school dumbasses.
* drink_DDT - Dangerous antichrist turned superhero
* Kaelic - Charming, intelligent, strong jawed vigilante. He plays an important part in every battle, but you never know whose side he's going to be on.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-01-19 15:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Guys, Thanks for the feedback, makes this all worthwhile.
As I dive deeper, plan on including more and more cameo's. Bad guy names are definately welcome. Some of you guys have been here longer than me, and can name some oldie post-killers..
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great! I can't believe I haven't read any of these before today!!
Absolute gold.
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the biggest nerd on the planet? I am enjoying this way too much!
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**Posts were flying back and forth, counterposts, double posts, hate posts, flame posts.**
You forgot drunk posts, stoned posts and porn posts.
This is very clever. Your going to excite everyone with visions of me in extreme pain though.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-19 02:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why the fuck arent i in the damn story?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-18 22:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
christpuncher tends to be annoying sometimes.
tuesday delay used to be on the dark side, but some of his latest stuff is cool.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darth,
I apologize, that came out wrong - I know you are a regular. What I mean is this story is meant for those like YOU, the way I worded the last post sounded like you were excluded in my statement.
The story has got a ways to go, I hope that's a good thing
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would make a much better protagonist.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude I have been here for ever, more like a year and a half. I am a regular.
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-18 19:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, I don't own the legos, I'm taking from pics from the website that look remotely (And comically) like the visual I'm trying to build. Sorry for the 3 posts in a row, I've got this whole story mapped out in my head... and .. well ...you know
As for Darth Awesome, for those that take the time to read and write their opinions, I want them all to play a part in this story. It's really a story about those active members (Good and Bad) in ubersite. Eventually, all who comment on these stories will definately be in, plus some bonuses whom I've happened to catch their stuff...
Can anybody help me think of some notoriously bad posters other than KoolMang and McBain?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice story... How long did the lego scenes take to set up? Or did you have them already like that?
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-18 11:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-18 11:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help it: Plus 2 for legos
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-01-18 11:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude they even have a lEGO Darth Vader, why are you not using me in the story!!!?
You know you could so easily, bastard.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2004-01-18 02:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-01-18 02:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to see what happenes, keep up the excellent work
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-18 02:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
One per day, especially when it's a series.
HEY... LEGO.