Why don't people like me? (561 hits)
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Submitted by you stole this name (View user info) at 2004-01-18 12:03:44 EST
How come I never get any respect?
I'm a nice guy. I pay my taxes, I love my country, I voted for George W.
Why does all the Bad stuff happen to me?
I try hard to get ahead, I spend eight hours a day at work, I'm a telemarketer, and I love my job.
Why is it that people think I have a complex?
I don't complain much, I put up and shut up, I didn't even say anything when my own mother abandoned me outside of Michael Jackson's ranch.
Why don't people like me?
I try to like people, I give people a decent chance before I dislike them, I don't hate anybody, I use hygene in public places, I don't kiss my boyfriends in front of people 'cause I know it grosses them out.
What's wrong with me?
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
<SMIRKS>
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's because you don't swallow.
Submitted by DirtyBird (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm a telemarketer" Right there.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-18 22:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually it is not that people dislike you. It is more that your snivelling dick dribbling attitude repulses them.
Have a nice day.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate you.
you know why?
after reading this... ive decided youre a moron.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you are a Shitbird!
Submitted by Ashlee at 2004-01-18 12:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you're a moron.
Actually, I don't know if you are or not, considering the fact that I have absolutely no clue who you are. But I'm assuming that only a moron would make a post as retarded as this. A moron, or a mentally challenged chimpanzee. Since chimpanzees can't vote, we'll go with moron.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:16:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is all just a bad dream.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I voted for George W. "
That's enough right there.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dios mio
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The question is, why should people like you?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-01-18 12:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh