Canada Rocks (813 hits)
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Submitted by abortionrules1 <cervical_pain.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-18 14:17:57 EST
Oh yeah, Americans? American PIGS, I tell ya! Canada is the best nation in the world, second only to select European countries. We have a true democratic system, we have socialized health care. It's easier to survive in Canada, and we have beavers! Haha, I bet that's why Americans call it pussy because all you have are CATS! WE HAVE BEAVERS! WE CAN CALL IT BEAVER! We like our beavers pink and hairy. Oh and the moose could easily kick the eagle's ass. With it's antlers. We have a province called Nunavut, which was created for the Aboriginals. Our Prime Minister had a birth defect, and STILL could do a good job. We have more pot, and BETTER pot, too. It's a pity it's still illegal, but the law will never win. Canada will always be pot nation. Isn't it ironic that the Maple Leaf is often confused for the marijuana leaf? Also, we have hotter women than America does. My buddy Matt once said "In Canada, the girls who work at McDonald's are fine as hell! In the States, it looks like they eat a little too much of their own food.", and I believe that's true. Canada has a stronger culture, and everyone likes us, they dont hate us like they hate AMERICA! O' Canada, I stand on guard for thee!
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Submitted by MystiKasT (user info) at 2004-01-25 20:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
canada suxor
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-25 20:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't stand nationalistic crap from anyone of any nation. You happen to be someone from some nation.
Submitted by TiTan182 (user info) at 2004-01-25 19:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude Canada rules.Its better than the US hands down.
Submitted by neomage (user info) at 2004-01-25 19:45:38 EST (#)
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"I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons."
- I couldn't stop laughing about that.
"and for your health care yeah its free but you have people dying in the waiting room cuz so many people take advantage of it"
- I'd rather be sitting in a waiting room than out on the street after getting shot by some lunatic asshole with a gun. The only time we have people die due to a prolonged wait is people waiting for a transpant, and that doesn't happen all that often.
Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-25 19:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
K, c'mon now, this was pretty funny. Canada is awesome. Who cares if we are irrelevant? I certainly don't. You can stay on your side of the border, and do whatever it is that you do. It's good times over here.
The only state I have ever been to was Michigan, to play hockey, but its basically the same thing. Just the people think that you came there on dogsleds, and shit. The only american team that we didn't end up scrapping was the Michigan team, and that was because they were all little guys. I don't really get the whole mutual hate thing, and even after the brawls we would always shake hands an shit. Good guys, just more arrogant then most.
Submitted by iloveamerica (user info) at 2004-01-25 18:59:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are the biggest moron ever! Canada is not better in any way. your unemployment is too high, you are taxed to death your country is freezing cold, you could never defend yourself. i could go on but wont
ok so yeah there are alot of good looking canadians but ya know what? the ones that make it big go to america. why? cuz its better there.
and what are you so proud of a buck toothed furry animal for? all it does is kill trees.
and for your health care yeah its free but you have people dying in the waiting room cuz so many people take advantage of it and you cant afford enough beds.
and how could a moose hurt a bird that flies? moose are stupid animals that get shot and eaten
and nunavut hahahaha who the hell would even want to live there?
www.geocities.com/americaisbetterthancanada
Submitted by deadsnoopy (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.If it's any consolation, the fact that he's moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812.I notice you've repainted it!It's Very Nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism.
I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:39:06 EST (#)
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I've gotta agree with Creepy_Guy on this one.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
idiot
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:15:14 EST (#)
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Actually Canada is irrelevant and no-one would really miss it if a fucking great big meteor flattened it. Oh yeh. Forgot it is pretty damn flat already. Waste of a meteor.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:01:10 EST (#)
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I love this whole Canada vs. America bullshit. I'm from Canada...whenever I come on here, I always find (unintentionally, I might add) one or more new "Canada sucks!!" ...or... "America sucks!!!" post. There is NEVER anything different about ANY of them. They're all pretty much, "I hate (whoever). They can go fuck themselves. (priminister/president) is a big fucking inbred/French tool" Whatever. The people who start these posts are very poor reps for their respective countries. So...bite nuts.
-2 for making the rest of us Canadians look like tools.
Submitted by zambonie_the_moose (user info) at 2004-01-18 22:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i give you a big 2, cuz i know you're right. canada kicks yank ass. i mean, look at their fucking president, george dubya inbred texan bush. what gives, i think his mom and his sister are one and the same. mind you, that goes for anyone from texas, alabama, mississippi, oh what the hell, that pretty much goes for all the yanks. its one big happy family down there.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-01-18 16:25:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:51:10 EST (#)
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nunavut is a territory moron. Get out of Canada, youre lowering our economic standing with your stupidity.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:15:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:12:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you wrote this just for me but i'm going to +2 it cause it is so goddamn funny. Hey we have beavers too. So we both can enjoy the delights of beaver fisting. Canada will be destroyed!
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:54:34 EST (#)
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Somehow, I think I would have rather been kicked in the balls if it spared me the torture of reading this
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:42:44 EST (#)
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I care!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-18 14:37:14 EST (#)
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Go out and make Canada proud son. Make em proud.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:33:52 EST (#)
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What's the point here?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-18 14:29:29 EST (#)
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I don't care.