Delivery Notification: Delivery has failed, message recipient addresses have been processed by server, and by the way, you suck, loser. (669 hits)
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Submitted by DrStrangeDhruv <bigdhruv.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-18 15:31:53 EST
The reason this post is titled so is because I received this via e-mail, and upon going through it, received a smack-in-the-forehead message of the 'you suck' persuasion. Anyway, I did a search and found that this hasn't, hopefully, been posted before, so do the following with the fortitude of honesty and see if you are as dumb as me.
No cheating, you immature louse.
Count the number of F's in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Scroll down only after you have counted them.
Alright, how many?
There are six, not three. I shit you not.
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
If you about as dopey as me, you probably missed out the word "OF".
Please use the space below to let me know if you fell for it as well, or if not, to produce your consolatory letters of bereavement and utilitarian business cards of eminent special needs institutions.
User Reviews
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-19 03:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the silly post. Yes I got 6.
-1 more for reminding me I desperately feel like a smoke when I am giving up.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-18 18:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was great!!!
the first twenty times i saw it
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-01-18 16:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Feel free.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-18 16:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess so. Anyway, since this post appears to have been such a phenomenally unsuccessful botch, and concurrent dip in my otherwise sterling record, I am going to hastily knock it off the front page with a clever story that I will come up with quickly.
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2004-01-18 16:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well I decided to waste my time with this too, however, I counted six the first time
and decided there must be some hidden f's and I could find no more.
How could you leave out the f's in the words of. Two letters and you miss the one you are
supposed to be looking for.
Oh well.....I guess you just suck :)
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
homeboy needs to quit smoking.........
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When you said "of" I only paid attention to ONE. So I'm a dumbass, too!
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my butthole itches
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see. So it's true. I am de facto a dumb fucking asshole. The delivery notification mailer daemon was right.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't got a clue in hell how. I left out every 'of', finding only three. It struck me as odd, and thus I decided to share it with the junta.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only found 4 :(
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How did you not count 6 focker.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-18 15:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The picture attachment appears to be some sort of crop circle phenomenon. I have never seen that quality photograph before and do not know where it came from; perhaps the Internet is trying to tell me something.