things to do before i die... (1662 hits)
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Submitted by sir matthew holloway <the_holloway.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-18 18:53:18 EST
I have compiled a list of things i want to do before i die. Sure, there are more things on this list, but for right now, this will do it. Feel free to add your own ideas as well.
THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
by the holloway
Have a threesome with two other chicks
Assassinate someone important
Drink a gallon of milk in an hour
Have sex with my girlfriend in her parents car... while they are inside
Throw a midget into a pool of jello (?)
Yell out "PENIS" at some important banquet
Invent something that will change the outcome of the future
Graduate (may 18, 2005)
Flip a teacher off
Go up to a random chick and put my tounge in her mouth and walk away like nothing happened
Shave someone's eyebrows off
Take a shit in someone's car and wipe with the seatbelt
Go streaking... through some random persons house
Go streaking... at a major sporting event
Get shot... but not in any vital organ
Have a toenail ripped off because i hear they grow back
Key a cop car
Become rich
Be on national television
Switch the little nametags on two babies in the newborn room
Fake my death
Piss on the white house lawn
Go to Sweeden and try the famous marijuana cakes
Take like 30 dollars worth of quarters and drain one of those little 25 cent machines
Gauge my ear out so big that I walk with my head cocked to one side
Live in a storage shed for a month
Pose nude on the internet, and send links to people i know. Man if i could only see the look on their face.
Do a blow up doll
Get a wart and have a specialist... I guess you burn it off but with ice... yeah that
Wear see-through clothing somewhere
Get a chick that works in a drive-through to flash me at the window
See incubus live
Dunk a MENS basketball (currently I can dunk a basketball and im 6'0")
Steal something really valuable and get away with it
Learn how to dance
Totally deck out a piece of shit car-
example: "thats a badass car! what is it?" ..... "83 oldsmobile"
Just flat out beat the piss out of someone
Eat a small jar of carmex
Train a chicken for months and months and put him in a tournament of cockfights
Get a HUGE ASS running start and ram the FUCK out of someone's cart at wal mart
Shit my pants
Make a rich person believe i am rich too, then they can come over and look at my house... err trailer
Use a penis pump
Buy like two shares of a cheapass stock
Castrate a cow
Ride a bull and get thrown into the stands
Swear to god id write more but I must be on my way. Add what you will.
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have done about half
Have a threesome with two other chicks
Drink a gallon of milk in an hour
Yell out "PENIS" at some important banquet
Graduate (may 18, 2005)
Flip a teacher off
Go up to a random chick and put my tounge in her mouth and walk away like nothing happened
Shave someone's eyebrows off
Take a shit in someone's car and wipe with the seatbelt
Be on national television
Switch the little nametags on two babies in the newborn room
Fake my death
Pose nude on the internet, and send links to people i know. Man if i could only see the look on their face.
Learn how to dance (one semester of ballroom dance)
Just flat out beat the piss out of someone
Train a chicken for months and months and put him in a tournament of cockfights (I am looking into this, it can't be that hard in indonesia)
Shit my pants
Buy like two shares of a cheapass stock
There are a few more I am close to, but a nice set of goals. Good luck, except with the asssination part and as long as the car is not mine.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 20:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN STRAIGHT! DYING IS 1337! super +2
Submitted by Lindsey at 2004-01-24 19:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I take it your from america. You can tell by the humour no offense or nothing. It's weird what you come across on the internet... What the hell is this about?
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2004-01-19 11:20:52 EST (#)
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If this man ever makes the movie, tell him i want a copy.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Throw a midget into a pool of jello (?)
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I went to high school with a guy who wanted to pay two midgets to have sex in the back of a cement mixer and videotape it. Then sell it on E-bay, listed as "Rock Hard Midgy Porn."
+1 for midget love.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Buy like two shares of a cheapass stock"
haha, don't know why but that's funny
Submitted by Tiffany <tiffers_024.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-18 21:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, way ta go Holloway! This list is freakin hilarious!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is by far the worst list of things to do.
I hope you die before you get around to doing any of these.
Seriously
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cicciro, if you are SO much more mature than I am, why do you dwell on me so much? Of all the people in the world, your input probably has the least effect on me. You can die.
AMENDMENT TO THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE
Shoot cicciro's dumb ass
Submitted by . at 2004-01-18 21:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny as hell. Ive done some of these too!
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For a junior in high school you give decent high schoolers a bad name. Junior year you are supposed to start growing up, but some of them don't sadly.
Submitted by the_holloway (user info) at 2004-01-18 21:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When i wrote this i had no idea razor had wrote one. His probably is indeed better than mine but i did not derive my post from his title. I do indeed apologize for the inconvenience. No I dont. Piss off.
Submitted by strangexistence (user info) at 2004-01-18 20:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your my hero
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-18 20:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Castrate a cow ??????
Hello shit for brains. Bulls have balls. Cows have not.
Now you better get a move on because I think your life is going to be relatively short.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-18 20:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor's was better. And I'm not just saying that because he gives great head.
Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-18 19:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha....What a great list...
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2004-01-18 19:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why wasn't "Grow Up" on this list?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-18 19:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-18 19:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i agree except for the folowing things:
Throw a midget into a pool of jello (?)
Shave someone's eyebrows off
Take a shit in someone's car and wipe with the seatbelt
Have a toenail ripped off because i hear they grow back
Take like 30 dollars worth of quarters and drain one of those little 25 cent machines
Gauge my ear out so big that I walk with my head cocked to one side
Live in a storage shed for a month
Do a blow up doll
Get a wart and have a specialist... I guess you burn it off but with ice... yeah that
Dunk a MENS basketball (currently I can dunk a basketball and im 6'0")
Totally deck out a piece of shit car-
example: "thats a badass car! what is it?" ..... "83 oldsmobile"
Eat a small jar of carmex
Train a chicken for months and months and put him in a tournament of cockfights
Get a HUGE ASS running start and ram the FUCK out of someone's cart at wal mart
Shit my pants
Make a rich person believe i am rich too, then they can come over and look at my house... err trailer
Use a penis pump
Castrate a cow
Ride a bull and get thrown into the stands