Super Bowl Monday (583 hits)
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Submitted by <Jmcdonald1.at.berklee.net> (View user info) at 2004-01-19 00:20:44 EST
I love Super Bowl Sunday. As far as I'm concerned, the next day should be a holiday. It would give people of all ages a day to reflect on the 3 hours of brutality that swallow our nations attention span for wild, free entertainment.
A lot goes on, on Super Bowl Sunday. No matter who is in the big game, everyone chooses sides, places bets, and gets in arguments over it. Between the chips, dip and beer, its ok to slide a little bit off the Atkins diet. Even the bulimic's are pigging out, and not rushing to the bathroom during the commercials to shave a few pounds off before anyone notices how fat they've gotten since the kickoff!
The Super Bowl is an excuse to be loud, obnoxious, disgusting, and drunk. It's like St. Patrick's day...Except people know why they're drinking!
I'm starting a petition, to send up to the President of the United States. We need to act fast though, cause Dubya is actually the only President that would put some thought into this. He might even donate a few billion to the cause. Shit, we can postpone our trip to Jupiter for a week or two!
I say we make "Super Bowl Monday" a national holiday. Kid's don't want to go to school, teachers are too hung over, and lets face it...parents want to party for a few more hours to drink away their newly acquired gambling debts. (And if they won...this round is on them!!)
With the Super Bowl coming up in two weeks, the clock is ticking folks. Post your replies, and show some love for Super Bowl Monday. The fate of a nation, is in your hands.
Go Giant...
Panth....
Patrio....
Who the fuck cares? Lets get drunk and watch sports!
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Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:22:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 02:04:25 (#)
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The Superbowl is gay
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Super Bowl Monday doesn't stand for the game itself. It stands for the coming together of people of all races, ages, and mental retardation levels. There's something to be said for a day where a black guy, a jew, and a white kid with an extra chromasome can all hang out in the same room, double fist the same beers, and watch TV. For that reason alone...Vote YES to Super Bowl Monday.
I dig the Super Bowl, cause I like football...But I'll spell it out in Family Guy Terms for all the Cricket lovers out there:
Boo Football! Yay Beer!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-19 02:04:41 EST (#)
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YES!!!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 02:04:25 EST (#)
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The Superbowl is gay
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/gaynew.wmv
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:30:04 EST (#)
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Sorry, I meant to give it a plus 1.
Submitted by Rondo_Mondo (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:29:44 EST (#)
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I agree. The hangovers that people will experience on that Monday morning, I wouldn't even want to imagine. Yeah, so just for that reason it should be a holiday.