United States Of Whatever (2956 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -1.06 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by abortionrules1 <cervical_pain.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-19 08:56:36 EST
So, like, I was like smokin' a joint, and cussing out Bush at the side of the road one day in Missouri, and these cops come up to me, and they're like "Terrorist? Come with us, young man -", but I turned on my Canadian Hulk Pot powers, and said "WHATEVER!"
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
So this chicks comes up to me and asks me out, right. But I say no, because she's the daugher of George W. Bush. And then I say "WHATEVER!"
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
So I...I...I'm at the pool hall, and this chick comes up to me and asks "Can I suck your dick for some crack?", and I explain that I don't want her Anthrax-ridden tongue to touch my Canadian Hog. "WHATEVER!"
Cuz this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
Cuz this is my United States of Whatever...
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
So I'm posting on Ubersite, and I encounter a lot of Americans. They cuss me out, give me -2's, which I LOVE, and send one of their minions to copy my old username, KoolMang. What do I say? Well, here I am still, so WHATEVER!
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
So I see Chucky the Beaver, and I say "Hey Chuck, what's up?", he says "Nothin'", and I'm like "Alright, that's cool." Then I eat him out, because I named my girl's beaver.
Cuz this is MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER!
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
Cuz this is my United States of Whatever...
Dodo...dononododo...dononodo!
hEEh.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sci-Fi_Man (user info) at 2004-05-21 15:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy crap. Only pot head would give this a good score.
Submitted by jones man <upyours.at.juno.com> at 2004-05-21 15:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whats with all the canadian - american war crap? I'm from minnesota and my best friend is Canadian and i love visiting Canada. why can't we all get along? you stupid pothead, your country is practically american, the only reason you hate is cause your one of those assholes who wants to hate just for hatings sake cause your ignorant and since your country doesn't have black people you decided to hate americans. i'm proud to be american and i still love your country too, get a life you screw-up. abortionrules, your mom should have had one.
Submitted by abortionrules1 <<cervical_pain.at.yahoo.com>> at 2004-05-08 04:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh ya not only dat but i am uber ugly and i think i be perfect choice for kerry fag partner but it be fun if get other ppl we all sux each others dix cuz i am a fag thnx
Submitted by abortionrules1 <<cervical_pain.at.yahoo.com>> at 2004-05-08 04:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im sorry i called u all names im the real fag here i just really want a blowjob badly can sum1 plz get john kerry to let me sux his dix thank you i repeat i am the real homosexual fag
Submitted by abortionrules1 <<cervical_pain.at.yahoo.com>> at 2004-05-08 04:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im homosexual someone give me a blowjob or lemme suck on ur cock
Submitted by suckmycock <suckmycockasshole@ifuckinghate> at 2004-05-08 04:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
burn in hell bastard you fucking suck bitch
Submitted by you suck ass bitch <theguywhodidthisshittysongthin> at 2004-05-08 04:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking asshole you should not fucking do a remake on his song with that bastard.. oh yeah and its not your united states of whatever asshole you suck bitch
Submitted by you suck ass bitch at 2004-05-08 04:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Jerr <noemail.at.dummmm.doo.de.do> at 2004-03-25 17:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, but you spelt it wrong (duhnuh not dodo)
Submitted by dookie at 2004-03-05 17:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont like this post and i certainly hate liam lynch. Im commenting just because Biloba is a fucking idiot. We teach english,french, spanish, italian and german up here and the reason that we mandate our kids to speak French is because French settlers made up Canada as well as English settlers did, dumbshit.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-05 17:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
listen kid, we still smoke weed in america... shut the fuck up..
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-05 17:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-02-24 15:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada will go down in the history books like a trivia pursuit question..
"During the period of time that U.S. hegemony dominated world culture and globalized democracy, what was the other english speaking country in North America?"
"From 1950 - 2000, one country won 171 Nobel prizes in the sciences, (more than the rest of the world combined), What was the country to their North that won only 6?"
"When 90 percent of North and South America were speaking either English and Spanish, what dumbass country mandated that their children learn French?"
BAH HAHA HAHA Bask in our glow you impotent bastards. Your global penis envy is obvious.
Submitted by Bob_Bank (user info) at 2004-02-24 14:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
very shit. I have a headache now. damn you.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-02-08 13:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TiTan182 (user info) at 2004-01-24 08:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rule!not only are you a lib,but you made the best spinoff of any song ever!!
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2004-01-21 08:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm giving this a plus two because honestly it was bad enough that i laughed about it...
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-21 08:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did I negative two this yet?
Oh well, -2.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-01-20 04:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh right, now it makes sense.
Submitted by finkboy21 (user info) at 2004-01-19 23:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow...
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-19 22:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Choke on a timbit.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-19 21:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, im not anti canada, but all of these antiamerican canadians are begginning to change my mind
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-19 21:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long
Uncle fucker, uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a boner-bitting bastard uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
Haha, uncle fucker
Thats U. N. C. L. E. fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa
Suck my balls!
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for copying that shitty annoying song by liam lynch, and another -1 for the stupid ass picture.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The only reason you're getting a -1 is because of the pic, which I did chuckle at. The rest of it blew dog. A sledgehammer to your nuts would be too good for you. D+
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit i ment he told you
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey told you, you little canadian beotch! I just posted my British hate post so suck on that for a while.
Submitted by iLikEYouRfAcE (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and once again I say... canada sucks. I am sorry that you are canadian i really am but you dont have to take it out on the US. this is YOUR united states of whatever????? you are canadian you fuck... this is MY united states, not yours. you are canadian, you have no opinions
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-19 19:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet koolmang, you now rock for that teaspoon comment. i will now stop the canadian hate and start with the british. Then maybe we can go get some tea and crumpits or something and wear big tall bushy hats and not brush our teeth.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-19 19:26:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the teaspoon comment.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 11:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy FUCKING shit you suck
-12
Submitted by rich <dadio86@hotmail> at 2004-01-19 11:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I'm pissing away valuable work time by reading some loser's inability to be creative. . WHATEVER
So this dude at pizza hut says "donthca know canadian bacon is just ham . . whatever
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 11:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I work hard in my country of trees and maple syrup, and you have to diss me up for it!
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
God dammit. I work hard for my country of beeer and trees and you go and soil all that with your ineptitude.
I CAST THEE OUT!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"So, like, I was like smokin' a joint"
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Just for typing this, you're eyes should be sliced open with a rusty hack-saw. You are unfiltered human waste and don't deserve to live on this planet.
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Charlotte Church is a Welsh teenage singer. She sings bad Christian hymns and shit, but she's hot. Tea rocks, also. I love tea. Negativetwoman, nice to see you, buddy!
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
public
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
please
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Must
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Char Church?
Is there some weird thing about British people carrying teaspoons? I was gonna use a knife but a spoon would hurt more, gotta go see you tomoz.
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I
Submitted by negative2man (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A little bird whispered in my ear, that someone around here likes to be -2ed.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You're gonna kill me with...what? Your teaspoon? " I got to give that a +2!
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Charlotte Church is a fine piece of crumpet.
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 10:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're gonna kill me with...what? Your teaspoon?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm british, and now I have a reason to dislike you.
YOU CALLED ME AMERICAN!!!! DDIIEE!!!!!!!
Submitted by abortionrules1 (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DCWoody, eh? So you live in the D.C area, and your name starts with a W. You LOVE Dubya, dontcha? FAGGOT!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Abortion rules, I don't like you.
I don't recall reading any other posts from you.
I've never seen you or heard about you or spoken to you.
The only time I've known of you apart from this post was in a reply to another post, which I liked.
This post contains the lyrics to a song, which I like, and a brief description of how you apear to have been badly traeted at Uber.
And yet I still don't like you.
Thats a unique talent.
I quite like this post, but you're getting a -2 because, I don't like you.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your "girlfriend" has a talking "beaver"?
If you love negative 2s, then you're gonna love me.
Submitted by antiLemming (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So, like, I was like smokin' a joint, and cussing out Bush at the side of the road one day in Missouri, and these cops come up to me, and they're like "Terrorist? Come with us, young man -", but I turned on my Canadian Hulk Pot powers, and said "WHATEVER!"
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I wonder how many people realize that there actually ARE Canadian Hulk Pot Powers. They make you run faster, jump higher, hip-check harder and generally be more bad-ass than usual. You can do that if you eat at Tim Horton's too. That might just be really, really bad gas though... What the fuck do they put in that coffee??
+1 because Liam Lynch makes me laugh.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2004-01-19 09:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This would be funny if it didn't completely suck and if it wasn't devoid of all talent.