Kitty the Cat vs. The Twins (658 hits)
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Submitted by j girl <jgirl92056.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-19 13:51:14 EST
Now, I love kids. Someday I want to have a tribe of my own. But my friend's twins are pure evil, plain and simple. Mostly due to the lack of discipline they receive from their parents. Is it really too hard to teach your kid to have respect? I guess some people gotta learn the hard way.
I got a call on Thursday that they wanted to come visit for the weekend. I reluctantly said okay and hoped for the best. I had my sister come and pick up my dog. ChaCha the Chihuahua can sense evil and hates the twins with a passion I have never seen before.
Unfortunately Kitty the Cat had nowhere else to go. She would have to brave the storm alone without her dear friend ChaCha.
The minute the twins walked in the door Friday night they began chasing Kitty around the house screaming at the top of their little evil lungs "Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. I want the Kitty!" My now terrified cat quickly learned that she could fit herself behind the entertainment center, just below the television to hide herself from the twins. That was on Friday.
By Sunday, Kitty was wasting away to nothing. The twins had figured out a way to reach behind the entertainment center to get her. She was only able to eat a kibble or two before one of the twins would run behind her and pull her tail. She would try to "do her business" in the privacy of her litter box, and the twins would run into the bathroom and sprinkle litter on top of her head as she took a dump.
Finally, Kitty decided that she had taken enough crap from the evil twins.
On Sunday at about 4pm Kitty disappeared. We couldn't seem to find her anywhere in the house. About and hour went by and still no Kitty.
Then we heard screams from the bedroom.
The twins Dad rushed to the room as my husband fell over in laughter...I think he knew what had happened. He went in only to have Kitty lunge at him from behind the corner with ears back and claws out. The twins screamed again wildly as their dad battled the cat.
All my husband and I could do was sit in the living room in astonishment listening to the terrified cries in the other room. It was very gratifying.
When the tears were finally calmed, the three emerged from the room. One twin suffered a gash to her left arm, the other had bite marks on her leg. Brave old dad had a scratch across his face.
Needless to say, the rest of the night they left Kitty alone.
User Reviews
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-19 21:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god i hate cats.
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2004-01-19 20:50:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When the parents don't put the kids in line, we can still count on animals' lack of civility to do it for us.
When I was a kid, I used to stalk my Grandma's cat, because I wanted to pet it, since I didn't have any animals at home. I never did any of the crazy stuff these kids did; I'd give them a nice spanking if they did. Yeah, you whinny new age parents heard me, a SPANKING ... none of this corner crap, that never works.
Sometimes I work in my dad's dental office, and see these kids going all over the place, and all the mother is doing is saying "stop", "quit it", and "please", while they run crazy all over the place. Have a spine lady, and try to sedate your kids in line before I pull the morphine and laughing gas out on them.
Submitted by Freeman at 2004-01-19 20:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats are the greatest animals there ever were...
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-19 19:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Although I despise cats with the deepest rank of loathing humanly possible, I think I'm going to have to side with Kitty on this one.
Submitted by jgirly (user info) at 2004-01-19 16:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, what can I say...I love my Kitty.
My next story will have to be about my dog.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2004-01-19 16:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cats AND Twins! Now that makes for one dang good BBQ!
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-19 16:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats are much smarter than most people give them credit for (i.e. your cat).
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-19 15:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha! Kitty-1, Kids-0.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-19 15:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-01-19 15:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"But my friend's twins are pure evil, plain and simple"
All children are like this in groups bigger than one
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate kids.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is it with cats and pissing people off lately? That is like the 10th post I've read in a week.
Submitted by Lady_Emily_03 (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a kitty...
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you say: "Good for you"?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KITTY!! hhaha
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cats are cool.
Submitted by Smurfsalot (user info) at 2004-01-19 14:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Agreed.
Who needs kids?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-01-19 13:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha... I love cats.