Me, 2 Chicks, and the effects of Boredom. (694 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.22 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <thefuqingmonkey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-20 00:16:46 EST
So, there I was on a Saturday night. I was bored as hell when my friend, we shall call her Megan, called me. I heard an almost drunkin voice scream from the background, "I WANT SEX!", and I asked who it was. The girl was a friend of Megan's and they were driving around, being bored. I throw out the idea of catching a movie, however I'm more interested in the offers of sex I am hearing from the receiver.
The girls come over to my home and we talk for a bit and decide which movie we want to see. I meet the girl, we shall call Amanda, and I am slightly attracted. I can tell she is into me by the way she keeps giving me eyes and I thought, "she's not really my kinda woman, but I'd still do her (no, not in the butt). The only obstical is Megan. Megan has had a crush on me for a few months now and we had recently "hooked up". Megan knew Amanda was horny and became very upset that she was attracted to me.
We end up going to the movies and watching some stupid flick to which I can't recall at the moment. We sit, Megan, Me, Amanda, and another guy Megan calls up in an attempt to make me jealous. Whatever, the guy was a friend, and I didn't care cuz I needed to get laid. Something fierce. We devise a plan to be alone. Megan had drove and Amanda's car was at Megan's house. We go to her house after the movie, and I told Megan that Amanda would take me home. This worked out nicely. We went back to my home and we fucked like wild animals in a porn movie.
The next morning, after attaining 3 hours of sleep I get a phone call from Megan. She begins to bitch at me for hooking up with Amanda and how she hates me, etc. etc. I told her to grow up, quit calling people at 8am, and get over it. I cease talking to both of the women afterwards. They kept calling and telling me that one hates the other and that is my fault and how all life's little mishaps are somehow related to me. I didn't give a FUCK, I got my nut, and I was a happy man.
Tonight I got the urge to try and talk things out with Amanda, but her persistance at being an immature 22 year old is hardly worth the effort. Here is the following conversation:
Me: I spose I'll open the can of worms
Me: Hi.
Amanda: Yeah go ahead
Me: (the Hi was the initial opening of the can)
Amanda: well then talk.
Me: How are you?
Amanda: Good and you.
Me: Doin aight, Tired, just got off of work, but doin aight
Me: You have a good James Earl Ray Day?
Amanda: Why haven't you talked to me in a while
Amanda: LOL:))
Me: I've been busy, I told you that, didn't I?
Amanda: Yeah but you could atleast call just to say hi but it doesn't matter now b/c I have a bf.
Me: Oh... you do?
Me: :(
Me: The other day, why did you have to curse and instigate things?
Amanda: b/c your a dick
Amanda: I mean you have sex with me and then never talk to me how do you expect me to feel?
Me: I talk on here. And besides, I don't talk to anyone, thats how I am, I'm reclusive.
Me: I hate phones
Me: You should know from all the bitching that Megan does while talking to me on one.
Amanda: well you hardly talked to me on here.
Amanda: Well Megan is on tonight.
Me: I don't care to talk to Megan, she has pushed my buttons far enough. Thats how I deal with things.
Me: I cut myself off.
Me: its easier.
Me: I don't get mad
Me: easily
Me: and I don't take revenge.... I just simply, Ignore it
Amanda: You are a spineless coward
Me: And your immature...
Amanda: You don't face anything
Me: can we not revert to name calling and have a decent discussion and hash this out?
Me: or must we revert to calling petty names and get nothing solved.
Me: Its up to you
Amanda: How is that? I 'm not stuck on myself like you.
Me: You make a choice.
Amanda: Fuck off
Me: Thats fine
Me: All I have to say is, Grow Up, and your allowed to speak to me when you can.
I then signed off. I laughed so hard I nearly shit my pants. I got a nut, and she got emotional attachment and loathing for yours truly. I believe I've just crossed the line from Nice Guy to Asshole. Let the ladies flock.
User Reviews
Submitted by cuckingfunt (user info) at 2004-11-03 09:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of all the ass there is in the world this sucked most of it.
Submitted by BraelusSaint (user info) at 2004-11-03 09:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ok, so like i wasnt the only one who lost interest in fuckin after this was i????
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-22 03:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A minus 2 would give you credit you don't deserve.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-20 10:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you made sex boring.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
after reading that coversation i have come to the following conclusion:
either you are stupid, or you are 14
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
reading this was about as easy as reading braille and not knowing braille.
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 01:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wanted this to be good.
But you can't always get what you want.
Submitted by BoxcarChild (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Its all about the nut =)
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's one of the best -2s I've seen in a while.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow I never knew someones life could be so un-interesting and mundane.