Spics!!! (788 hits)
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Submitted by <hafguitarist6767.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-20 00:28:10 EST
Disclaimer: the following post lacks any real substance (sorry)
Ok I'm half mexican half scotish ALL AFRICAN AMERICAN! (if you don't get this read one of my past posts)
So being half mexican I figured shit i oughta get all the other hispanics around me and call each other spics, wetbacks, tomato pickers etc. Sorta like how black people call each other "Nigger"
so the conversation would go much like this
Me: Hey whats up my spic?
them: Not much tomato(/tomahtoe)picker
Me: Shit yo thats cool, hey homez you hear bout chino?
Them : No my spic what
Me; Shit that Wetback got him self in some shit
blah blah on and on
The conversation would end with us doing some crazy ethnic hand jive manuever and saying "brown power"
Well this idea was all and good except for a few problems
1. I'd have to totally alter my way of speaking.
2. I'd have to meet someone named "Chino"
and 3. I'd have to live in a state with more mexicans than just me.
Shit so it didnt happen. Oh well so much for being ethnic
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Submitted by Nig at 2004-02-01 23:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shit Nig, that be some whack shit! Shiiiiiiiit. You be all up in ma Grill nig. Hey u don' be eatn' my coownbread either YA HEA!? Shit, get me some mo riiiibs. I want my baby back.
Submitted by Nig <unknown6365.at.netscape.net> at 2004-02-01 23:54:21 EST (#)
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Shit Nig, that be some whack shit! Shiiiiiiiit. You be all up in ma Grill nig. Hey u don' be eatn' my coownbread either YA HEA!? Shit, get me some mo riiiibs. I want my baby back.
Submitted by PunkR0ckGir1 (user info) at 2004-01-20 11:52:23 EST (#)
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OOPS!
I sort misspelled my name. hehe. I got it right this time!
Submitted by PunkRickGirl (user info) at 2004-01-20 11:48:37 EST (#)
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Umm, what does that have to do with anything? No one ever said you have to talk like that. Duh.
:) I love you anyways
hehe
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-20 10:18:36 EST (#)
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You and this post are very similar. There is no reason for this post.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:56:49 EST (#)
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-2 for content
+1 for being racist
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-20 01:22:26 EST (#)
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**the following post lacks any real substance (sorry)**
Don't apologise for bad posts, just don't make them.
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 01:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Close your mouth dude. Your are dribbling shit
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like my Grandmother and her sister (Danish):
Evelyn: Hej, whats up my Wikinger?
Hilde: Not much herring eater.
Evelyn: Shit ja thats cool, hey huset-ez you hear 'bout Olaf-izzle?
Hilde: No my Abba-izzle, what?
Evelyn: Shit, that Bang & Olufsen-izzle got him self in some shit, ja?
Hilde: Word, ja.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you guys just speak spanish so no one knows what the fuck you're saying. I for one would love not to know what the fuck you were saying.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:31:29 EST (#)
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Don't latinos already speak like this?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-20 00:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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