Why Be An Asshole? Be A Man! (743 hits)
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Submitted by <cnympho247.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-20 01:39:59 EST
why is it when you come across any guy that all you see are assholes and no men among them.
I know you have the male bonding ritual but is it necessary to act like an ass. Is it peer pressure? Do you feel like if you don't act the way they do, your presumed a pussy?
Well yes everyone acts like an ass but can't guys just decide that if they don't act that way anymore that maybe that gang is no longer in their league.
The only guys I can accept are the ones who admit their an ass, asshole, liar, or even a dick. i can give respect that cause they admitted what they are. Most guys in this world don't admit it. To me, when you admit it, you become a better man. If you think differently then so be it. A man is better off admitting what they are instead of hiding behind something that isn't true. And to all girls out there I dedicate this article to you. You've all gone through these people as I have.
Well heres some definitions to boggle your mind:
Man: 1. human being, person. 2. the human race; mankind. 3. an adult male person. 4.an adult male
servant. 5. a husband or male lover.
Now I know that #5 has nothing to do with my article. But is it that guys lose the asshole and become a man when they result in commitment with a woman. Or why can't men just be our servants. Yeah right like that would happen. The only way is if they are totally whipped. Men would be lost without women. If you think about it, we have most the memory and intuition to sense things. Some guys think we're just dumb blondes deep down inside but it doesntmatter. There's a thing called either 'the friend code' or 'the girl code'. I'm not going to bother you with the logistics of this (maybe for another article).
Ass: 1. a horselike animal having long ears and a short mane. 2. a stupid or silly person.
Well that doesn't explain much.
Asshole: 1. A person of the male gender who lies about not cheating on you when they are, lies
about coming to see you, and lies about loving you just so he can get laid and move
on. 2. A person of the male gender who ignores their girlfriend at the end of the
relationship and then dumps you for someone else and then lies about that. 3. A hole
to the anal cavity in which the body excretes gas or shit and is used towards the male
gender by women.
(courtesy of a great friend)
Here are my examples that will either be saluted or dragged in the dirt.
1. A couple of months ago, I set up two of my friends. They hit it off great but within a month he decided to be mysterious and ignore her. It turned out he had four girlfriends at one time. He was with her, two other unknown ones, and he also got back together with his ex from High School.All because he was an ass and didn't like the fact that my friend didnt like the way he drove. He found this as an insult. Yes, it took in his pride into consideration. Tho, why does it matter? if he really liked the girl? They both could've dealt, but no he took the asshole root and went astray. Now, his beloved trade mark necklace has been held captive for about 2 months. And he can dream about getting his necklace back in one piece. He lied to me about his old antics and that pissed me off but what really pissed me off was he actted like a true dick.
---moral--- Don't be him. You hurt a girl you fuck with her in any way. Payback is sweet sweet revenge. So don't fuck with us vicious chicks.
2. One of my great friends decided to go out with someone four years younger. I know its a big difference but she's one to be attracted to the younger male gender. Maybe cause she herself has not grown up but that doesnt matter for my point. He told her the most cherished words in the world to all women, (to be loved), he came out with the words 'I Love You'. Now, he did this to get her into bed. First of all this is wrong don't ever in this lifetime use those 3 words to get a women into bed unless you really mean it. Sometimes maybe being a virgin til marriage is a good thing. You know if they love you and they've made one of the biggest commitments in their life already. Well, she had a talk with him when things became mysterious. She was a wreck. His attitude didn't change. Weeks later, he broke up with her because he cheated on her to keep up his male pimp reputation. She saw this coming but didn't want to believe this with all her heart. So now, she still loves him and has a guilt trip concerning him but doesnt show it (girls: excellent move on her part). Then, if he comes crawling back he needs to work his ass off for her trust. A note to all girls: take note from this beloved chick. Don't be like my other friend and take an asshole who never admitted it back in a moment.
---moral--- Boys are dumb. Throw rocks at them. Always go with your first instinct.
Be A Man:
To be a man, takes alot of work. Work for it and you will lose your designation name of an asshole. It takes time, but realize it before its too late. An asshole's first mistake is using 3 trusted and sacred words in every relationship. All live to be loved, but don't lie about it to get some much needed ass. If you decide to have sex, don't depend on those words. If your married fine. If you disagree with me its your opinion. I, on the otherhand, would not depend on those words for sex. Theres too much expectations to it. If your ready go for it be my guess but realize the consequences.
Advice to the guys:
Never in your wildish dreams use the words 'I love you' if you dont mean it, to get a girl into bed. Stay away from it. I would rather be told "You're the most beautiful girl" and so forth. Don't use love in any sense unless you mean it or are describing something about her. This is coming from a girl with experience not only for herself but her friends too. And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try.
So long as you follow this you have made a step into manhood. You could still act asshole-like but at least you know that you became a man for one moment and will be remembered for it.
All and all, BE A MAN!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-03-29 15:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good diatribe. wrong, but good.
Submitted by jared <crap.at.crapcrap.com> at 2004-01-29 23:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop being attracted to assholes. It's that simple.
Also, take a few (hundred) English classes because you butchered the language.
You're using the word "gender" incorrectly too. The word you want to use is "sex."
Jared
Submitted by Blink182Chick at 2004-01-24 13:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, for those of you who did not like this page, then fuck off. It kicks ass and people have to get pissed because of the truth. Its like my last b/f said. Some people are just afraid of the truth and can't handle it. He's damn well right. You people suck!! This is a great article. And if ya wanna insult me for sayin this, hit me with your best shots because I technically don't give a shit. Men are assholes and especially my last one. So, for those of you who hate this article, I have two words. FUCK OFF!!
Submitted by blink182chick <sweetgirl31572.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-24 13:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, for those of you who did not like this page, then kiss my ass and the ass of the creator who happens to be one of my best friends. It kicks ass and people have to get pissed because of the truth. Its like my last b/f said. Some people are just afraid of the truth and can't handle it. He's damn well right. You people suck!! This is a great article. And if ya wanna insult me for sayin this, hit me with your best shots because I technically don't give a shit. Men are assholes and especially my last one. So, for those of you who hate this article, I have two words for ya. FUCK OFF!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-20 09:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I started reading this, and after the first few lines my brain almost exploded. I wasn't sure why, and then I remembered that I don't read Retard because of it's propensity to cause brain combustion.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-20 08:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah
That's what I read.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-20 08:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, yes i maybe off the radar on this but it was a tribute to my two friends. I did for them to tell them the mistakes they have done, not me. Yes i've attracted an ass but fuck, i wasn't a bitch, I went with the flow and was nice as hell and the guy cheated on me. See my one friend loved that guy so much and to find out it was all i lie from him that hurts. If you were in her shoes, you'd feel it to. To know someone you cared about sooo much never cared about you in the first plce. She cried for days and still is cause if how much he loves her. I was just saying to be careful.
Now i've found a great guy ok but i was tributing to my friends mistakes. I still wonder about him but thinking too much can me into deep of things and mess me up greatly.
Trout- Trademark necklace is cause that was what he was known for in HS thats what they knew how to describe him.
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"his beloved trade mark necklace "
That guy sounds like he might be a homosexual.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn double posting bullshit.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...Never in your wildish dreams use the words 'I love you' if you dont mean it, to get a girl into bed..."
What? What kind of bullshit is that? That's what those words are FOR.
My wife wants to beat my ass now.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 07:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...Never in your wildish dreams use the words 'I love you' if you dont mean it, to get a girl into bed..."
What? What kind of bullshit is that? That's what those words are FOR.
My wife wnats to beat my ass now.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oops
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try".
I can't get it back???!! Seriously? Even if I try really hard?? Whatever will I do? Thank-you for this EARTH-SHATTERING information; how can I ever thank-you?
I'd say that about half of my "great friends" are guys, and maybe you've been meeting the wrong people, but there are tons of great men out there. Get a life.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try".
I can't get it back???!! Seriously? Whatever will I do? Thank-you for this EARTH-SHATTERING information; how can I ever thank-you?
I'd say that about half of my "great friends" are guys, and maybe you've been meeting the wrong people, but there are tons of great men out there. Get a life.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try".
I can't get it back???!! Seriously? Even if I try really hard?? Whatever will I do? Thank-you for this EARTH-SHATTERING information; how can I ever thank-you?
I'd say that about half of my "great friends" are guys, and maybe you've been meeting the wrong people, but there are tons of great men out there. Get a life.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try".
I can't get it back???!! Seriously? Even if I try really hard?? Whatever will I do? Thank-you for this EARTH-SHATTERING information; how can I ever thank-you?
I'd say that about half of my "great friends" are guys, and maybe you've been meeting the wrong people, but there are tons of great men out there. Get a life.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-01-20 06:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
post written by an personality-ugly person who is annoyed at the way people treat her but doesnt realise its a cause and effect kinda thing, ie , if your a complete bitch every guy around you IS an asshole to you.
C
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-20 03:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ps- i hope you realize that the reason you dumbass women are having a hard time with men is because you're stupid enough to attract and pick those types of men, or go to places that those types of men frequent. if you had an ounce of intelligence you might have realized this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-20 03:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you wouldn't know a real man if one fucked you up the ass.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-20 03:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And by saying that you only respect guys who admit they are assholes you are setting yourself up to get trampled on by every guy you think you respect.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go get some dick.
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There are plenty of guys that aren't assholes, I guess that you overlook them because you are immature and shallow. Women complain about there never being any nice guys because they aren't attracted to the nice guys. Nice guys show up on women's radars as being too passive. Then they notice the bad boys, immediate attration ensues, followed shortly thereafter with heartbreak. And then they write a useless generalizing post on uber about men being assholes.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It is evident to me that you know nothing about men, or real men for that matter.
Submitted by Ashley at 2004-01-20 02:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was the best-written article of all. Albeit, not ALL guys are assholes, but women have certain hormones that create attachment and the guy SEEMS like an asshole when they do the slightest stupid act. Sorry, it's chemistry, not personal. Just get over yourselves and realize that you can't help what you do. Say "I'm sorry," shut your mouth, and don't do it again. There's no way to win.
Submitted by cnympho247 (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jwlmar10 - I didnt say I was better than anyone. I was making a statement on how some guys I know are asses and dont admit it. i said i had respect for those who admit and you did.
Settle - If you remember that crystal clear and thought it was romantic. then it was special for you. I didnt describe what was special and what wasnt. You make your own opinion. My friend got her hand taken and took her upstairs and did it. She wanted it to be special and she regrets it happened that way. So all im saying is it's special when you dont regret it.
Quartermain - I'm not being whiny. I dedicated this to two of my friends who had a horrible time.
i will admit we are emotional but its in our genes we were born with it. Not all girls get attached, but just don't take advantage of us.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
**I know you have the male bonding ritual but is it necessary to act like an ass.**
Is it necessary to put question marks on the ends of questions?
I have lost any and all patience for women who whine about the way they are treated by men.
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lip-smackin' apple-eater
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And Godsakes, if its their first time, make it as special as possible it only happens once and you can't get it back even if you try.
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I never really got why it matters that your first time is so *special*. For me, I snuck out my window, the guy picked me up around the corner, we found an abandoned church parking lot, and we fucked on the hood of his car. Badabing Badaboom. What? I thought it was romantic...
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-20 01:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You chicks are the one's with the damn emotional attachments. And yes, I will admit that I can be an asshole, but don't consider yourself a better person just because I have a penis.
Now make me a fucking sandwich.