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My first post, a comedy of errors. (527 hits)

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Rating: -1.66 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by John Doe <national_panel_beating.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-20 02:52:08 EST


This is my first post and i hop you all like it alot. I no you are all so critical but i write very good so i think you will like my post. I am not sure what to write so i will write about nothing at all so i can waste your time. Notice my poor formating abilty, lack of speling skilzors, and use of stupid words. LOL, ROFLMAO.
Today i ate cereal and it wuz goodness in a box. Then i crawled into my bedagain and slobbered on my pillow. Why you culd possibly care i do not know. I think it was funny. Pleas do not make fun of me you double standard bastards, or i will strike back with sophmoric knowledge of various topics, in self righteous wrath.
Word to my homies, Koolmang and Christpuncher. They are funny yo yo.

Hope you liked it :-)




Note: This is intended for comedy purposes only, any resembelence to actual posts is purely co-incidental. I hope instead of using my powers of good, I used my powers of awesome.

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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-20 10:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-20 10:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Intent doesn't equal end product.

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-20 09:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It was really hard to try and find the funny in this post amid all the suck, so I didn't try.

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-01-20 05:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-20 04:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It could have been funny...

If it was funny.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-20 03:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

**This is intended for comedy purposes only**

That may have been what it was intended for, but God knows that is not what you used it for.

Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 03:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Note: This is intended for comedy purposes only, any resembelence to actual posts is purely co-incidental. I hope instead of using my powers of good, I used my powers of awesome.
Sarcasm, sorry I haven't been on in awhile, but I like this post, and I don't want some idiot stupid enough to associate me with Koolmang in a post where I flame him to bring down this posts rating.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://explodingdog.com/three6/dontpiss.html

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eh, it's been done. a lot.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-20 02:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is my first post and i hop you all like it alot. I no you are all so critical but i write very good so i think you will like my post.

- That is all bullshit. If you have anything to do with Koolmang or Christpuncher then you probably are either of them. Maybe even both. Go suck a fuck or die trying.


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