Dark Tide (578 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.16 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Doe <national_panel_beating.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-20 14:26:04 EST
It is everywhere. Its insidious presense infects all of those that lack the superhuman strength to resist its influence. You are probably a victem of its power, and surely those close to you have succumbed to its might. This vile agent of evil is americas biggest problem today.
Lack of motivation. This insepid pathogen, this devils advocate, affects more than 90% of americans today. Manifesting itself in the half-hearted crap people fling at one another, this void of desire is unstoppable.
Every step forward we take gives us less reason to take another. Every advacement of evolution takes us further into the evil warmth of the void. Machines have been created to eliminate the necessity of physical labor. Man, as he becomes more intelligent, finds new ways to avoid work. Instead of putting forth genuine effort, we begin to connive, and procrastinate. Man feeds off the work of others, eating himself in essence.
I ask you to rise up against this encroaching darkness! Stand against the tide of those who would advance it! Fight the surreality of insomnia! Refuse to be obeise! Stop blaming others! Never again abuse the hospitality of others! Go the extra mile! Do that which has become rare! Stop posting crap on ubersite! Stop responding to crap on ubersite with your own crap! Encourage your fellow man! Motivate others to do better! Help stop the dark tide... Enlist the aid of others in this noble cause.
User Reviews
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, fighting the tide...
Now, go write some good stuff for us to read.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Great now I feel like a dick too haha
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awe shucks.
+2 for the attaboy to me.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did not use a thesaurus. I read a lot, and have a very extensive vocabulary as a result. And punk rock girl, I am sorry I spelled insipid incorrectly I wish I could edit my post to fix this horrible mistake, kindly point out anything I missed. DONT POST COMMENTS IF YOU DONT READ THE STUPID POST. ESPECIALLY IF ITS SHORT.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, I just read the rest.
Not bad.
I'm such a dick
Submitted by PunkR0ckGir1 (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm. Learn to spell. That's all.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Put down the thesaurus, and spell check.
I stopped halfway through, just so you know.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Phinch you are beyond a doubt one of my favorite ubersite authors so, not as far as ubersite is concerned... Probably more of a stab at myself, I have chronic laziness.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is this a stab at me?
heheheheheheheheee.