My Gargantuan Cranium (1535 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: Childhood
Rating: 1.2 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2004-01-20 14:35:04 EST
I realize this will knock my Military post off the front page, but I'm just doing my part to sweep all those bullshit supremecist posts off with it.
This is an unretouched baby photo of me. No photoshopping done at all. Don't I have an enormous head? You can see why I need two hands to hold it up.
"Head! Pants! Now!"
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at the size of the cranium on that boy! it's like an orange on a toothpick
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God man are you hiding a siamese twin up there in that melon
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"Head! Pants! Now!"
what you said!
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll post a current pic when I find one that does justice to my handsome visage.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-01-20 16:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did the doctor use forceps when you were born?
newborn babies' heads are fairly soft, and can be compressed like that temporarily from forceps
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"""Head! Pants! Now!" ""
hahah, now that's worth a +2 right there.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA. can you post a current picture...for comparision and camwhoring sake?
"My dad heads so big, he can't wear any hats!"
-cute little girl from kindergarten cop
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is one big-ass head.
Be proud.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the photo is real. its just that the head is tilted forward giving the illusion of a bigger head.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-01-20 15:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be happy to e-mail you the original, Kong.
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's an impressive head. If you got a haircut like, say, don king, now that would be crazy.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a real life version of Stewie!
Well.... if it was shaped in the other direction.
Submitted by KingFreakingKong (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's obviously Photoshopped. Eat Chlorine.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Holy shit. That is a VERY LARGE head. What did it take to keep your father from using your head as a football? "
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, I almost forgot about that show PMJ. That was one kickass show.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone ever see that show that first premiered on MTV's oddities called "The Head"?
So, do you have a good alien or a bad alien living in that thing?
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy shit. That is a VERY LARGE head. What did it take to keep your father from using your head as a football?
Submitted by Soontobehomeless (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If that is real you have the biggest head in the world. What do you look like now FREAK!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-20 14:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you lie, that has to be photoshoped.
effen aye.