A detailed critical analysis of "Toxic" by Britney Spears (4278 hits)
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Submitted by gascs (View user info) at 2004-01-21 10:06:20 EST
Britney Spears's "Toxic"
Baby, can't you see I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous, I'm fallin'
ANALYSIS - Obviously, Britney is worried. She's ordering a pizza, but, unfortunately, the delivery boy is Bobby Brown. She starts lobbying the government to start mandating that Bobby Brown come with an alert label, like the one on cigarette boxes, which is a dangerous job, because the stairs to all government buildings are really icy this time of year. This probably caused her fall.
Thanks Britney, now I'll never have to discount the idea that Bobby Brown is going to beat me up when he delivers my pizza, because he'll show up with a warning label that says "May beat you up when he delivers your pizza". Britney, I commend you for your public service.
There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit, baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it
ANALYSIS - That movie "No Escape" with Ray Liotta IS TOTALLY BADASS. He had that rocket launcher that totally rocked, and he killed that Bunny kid from "Platoon". Britney is very excited to see it again. Also, Britney has a physical abuse fetish, which is fortunate, because Mr. Brown just showed up with her pizza. You know, she's into that sort of thing.
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now
ANALYSIS - Britney has climbed on top of her refrigerator after taking too many methamphetamines. Despite the protests of her friends, she's not coming down. She's freaking out, throwing frozen pot pies at them, screaming "DO YOU FEEL ME NOW?!?"
(Chorus)
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
ANALYSIS - It is a little known fact that Britney engages in cannibalism while riding the ferris wheel at the carnival, especially savoring lips and ears. Unfortunately, the victim's body had spoiled from sitting out in the sun for too long, which is giving her botulism. However, due to her addiction, she can't stop herself. She loves it.
It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip from my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me
ANALYSIS - I don't have any fucking idea what's going on here.
Too high, can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now
ANALYSIS - Britney's on the refrigerator again, but her friends called the riot squad and they've tear-gassed her apartment. Still, it's not slowing down her barrage of pot pies.
(Repeat chorus like twenty friggin' times)
DO YOU FEEL ME NOW?!?
User Reviews
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pot pies. Genius.
Submitted by tsu (user info) at 2004-07-23 14:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-05-20 22:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, I haven't reviewed this yet????
It's one of my favorite posts of all time. The pot pies..... just..... got to me.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-03-27 21:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i am going to have to take jambos comment to another level, and add to 'scrumtrulescent' i think that a lot of people will agree with me when i say that you make gandhi (sp?) look like a child pornographer.
great stuff.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-02-21 03:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny.
Submitted by renae crissey <raven_4664.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-18 19:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never did like any of your songs but this song is up beat and it kicks ass!!!!
I think you should be more raunchy, and sexy. And i think you should make more up and fast beat songs like this.
gzg (got 2 go)k bye Love Renae Michelle Crissey
1176 Mara Way
Rio Rancho NM
My 2 e-mail adresses are
raven_4664.at.yahoo.com and
nana_1987hottie.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by intellismartness (user info) at 2004-02-08 06:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another sugopost deserving of a +2
Submitted by CowTipper (user info) at 2004-02-03 01:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Best post ever. You are like god. No, you're better than god. You're UberGod.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-01 21:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. I was seriously thinking this was going to waste my time.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-02-01 21:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, you fuckin' rock. seriously dude.. dude... oh god i think i just came
i love you!!
Submitted by Cezza <noneofurbis.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-29 05:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this song its got a great beat and i think brittany looks like steph mcintosh, so i love her
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-21 23:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic - any suggestions?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-21 22:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did anybody notice that the picture is named
did anybody notice the picture is named like_bobby_and_whitney_nate_hit_me.jpg?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-21 22:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-01-21 18:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was fucking hilarious. I laughed, like, several times. It gave me much amusement. I would petition you to do other popular songs. Your interpretation really enlightened me.
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ah ha ha ha
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-21 16:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by deadsnoopy (user info) at 2004-01-21 15:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wanting hot monkey love with TITney is so 90s.
Submitted by critical_condition (user info) at 2004-01-21 14:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hucking filarious.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting critique indeed.
Britney looks like she just sucked a golf ball through 20 yards of garden hose there...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's not saying much Herpes....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-21 13:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
blah
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-21 12:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it...
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-01-21 12:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thank you for saving me from boredom.
fucking hell does Brittney look like a hooker there
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-21 12:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, I just read this and realized that I posted the wrong version. I had another longer one where I go into more detail about how badass "No Escape" was and then Bobby Brown and Ray Liotta get into a knife fight later in the analysis.
Dammit.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-21 12:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
good stuff.
i wanna show brittney my pee pee.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
clever
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GreenGiant (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Persecuted (aka -2 man) has something stuck in his arsehole again.
I tried to tell him pineapples don't go there.
tsk, tsk persecuted
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This, like all of my other material, is original. If I steal something, I'll cite it.
Persecuted, does your mommy know you're using her computer? Shouldn't you be doing some chores for her?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now
ANALYSIS - Britney has climbed on top of her refrigerator after taking too many methamphetamines. Despite the protests of her friends, she's not coming down. She's freaking out, throwing frozen pot pies at them, screaming "DO YOU FEEL ME NOW?!?"
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....!! HAAAAAAHAHAHA!! Nice.
+1 because Britney Spears sucks.
+1 because this post did not.
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2004-01-21 11:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see........what else do we have here? Ooh, Ooh! You're a partially melted plastic soup ladel.
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? Things in my kitchen make great insults. For instance, you are a malformed clay mug my mother gave me after a few pottery lessons.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"She's freaking out, throwing frozen pot pies at them, screaming "DO YOU FEEL ME NOW?!?" "
Hahahahahaha
I don't care if it is original or not... it was a great way to start my day. Thanks!
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, Persecuted, brilliant retort. Next time, try something more sophisticated like "smelly poophead."
Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Britney Spears is the best, you toasted sandwich maker.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't actually heard the song yet, but now when I do all I'll be able to think about will be pizza delivery boys and fridges. Thanks.
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need that automatic +2 generator, cause I'm at a loss for words. That was...it was...glorious? Fantastic? No, no. I'm going to have to dig into Will Ferrell's "James Lipton" impression for this one. It was: Scrumtralescent.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Science and Environment?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are 100% correct, I'm convinced.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass.
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i second that motion... [thrust] and 3rd... [thrust], and uhhhhh........
well folks, that was it.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure, apollo88, Britney's, not mine. Whatever. We all know the truth.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 For the hilarious article
-1 because I've seen these kinds of things before, so I have to wonder about the originality.
Good work!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would LOVE to put my cock in that mouth.
Just a thought.
Brittany's you understand not Gasc's.
Submitted by CrumbleBum (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna giggle myself stupid now.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for random fridge action
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My thoughts exactly.