My Head is Disproportionately Large in Comparison to the Rest of My Body (1859 hits)
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Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2004-01-21 13:05:28 EST
As you can read and see in my previous post, I was born with an extremely large noggin. Below is a pic of me at age 5. As you can see, the rest of my skeletal system, at this point, had not caught up to my elephantine melon. Obviously, I was taunted mercilessly as a child. That is, until I mastered the art of "the Skull Whip". Truly devastating and horrifyingly difficult to defend against, my head has been used as a weapon which has brought entire Social Studies classes to heel.
Behold my awesome power.
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Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:50:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:41:35 (#)
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You know what they say about men with large heads...
Personally, I too was born an 8lb, 7oz head.
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They need to have hats made for them?
I am another of the melon-headed type. After I was born I wasn't allowed out of the hospital for another week 'cos the doctors thought I had fluid in my skull.
Submitted by dategrape (user info) at 2004-07-10 10:46:15 EDT (#)
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Yoda, ET, lollipop man and the list goes on
Submitted by sparrow at 2004-07-10 10:30:24 EDT (#)
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When my fiance was 13 a helicopter pilot came to visit his school. He let all the kids try on his helmet and when it got to my bloke, he couldn't get it on.
I dread having his children.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-01-25 19:09:28 EST (#)
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A +2 for being of the Big Cranium club for I am also Well-Endowed.
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:38:29 EST (#)
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
That is one big-ass head.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by DaMunk06 (user info) at 2004-01-21 19:01:30 EST (#)
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Dude, you look like I did in like 2nd grade, ,severly. Except myy head didn't have the circumphrance of the St. Louis Arch.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-21 18:34:02 EST (#)
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haha. Thats nothing. I know a guy whos head is so big it has its own gravitational field. You could throw a screwdriver at his noggin and that shit would start to go into orbit.
Or, at least thats what they say.
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-21 17:28:31 EST (#)
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hahahahahaaaa That is a cute picture. Loren's reply cracked me up! I've always thought I had a pretty big head, but no one's ever said anything. sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-21 17:19:03 EST (#)
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So, those teeth are regular size, then?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:42:35 EST (#)
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*than
Uh, I'm sick.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:41:16 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Ah. Nothing is more comforting that laughing maniacally at another person's misfortune.
It's all right, though. Bart told me I have a big head. I also have a big nose. And worst of all, a firm, plump, juicy, round ass...
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2004-01-21 16:29:23 EST (#)
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My nanny used to call me basketball head as a child. Today I'm still not sure if I've ever grown into my head. One day I might post a pic when I'm friendly enough with the natives. But until then, I'm shying away from the -2's for camwhoring.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-21 14:41:46 EST (#)
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If I were you and someone called me big head, I would go headbutt them.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-01-21 14:14:08 EST (#)
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These big-head themed posts are great. Do more through the ages. If my head was that huge I'd headbutt anyone who opposed me. Devastation lies ahead, sir.
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-21 14:04:40 EST (#)
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Funny you should mention chicklet teeth. There was a girl in college who used to call me "corn teeth". She used to sing it to me, too, along to Steve Miller's "The Joker":
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Corn Teeth
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom now.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-21 14:00:28 EST (#)
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My ex called me a Lollipop. Your head is a grape compared to my noggin. No worries!
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:54:08 EST (#)
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skull whip
haha
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:42:51 EST (#)
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That haircut is not helping matters.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:41:57 EST (#)
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Fuck. Forgot to rate.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:41:35 EST (#)
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You know what they say about men with large heads...
Personally, I too was born an 8lb, 7oz head.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:16:32 EST (#)
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"A more accurate subject would be:
My gums are disporportionately large in comparision with my tiny chiclet teeth. "
Funny shit.
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:12:02 EST (#)
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Macrocephalisis is what it's called, I think.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:09:54 EST (#)
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You need braces
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-21 13:09:39 EST (#)
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A more accurate subject would be:
My gums are disporportionately large in comparision with my tiny chiclet teeth.
But seriously folks,
I have a large head too. I had to have a special helmet when I played football. Come to think of it, I wore that damn helmet all day long and there wasn't even a facemask.