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Submitted by Creepy_Guy <saved_by_sin.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-21 14:57:11 EST


Well, another morning has come and gone. Afternoon finds me sitting at my computer in class, bored out of my tree as usual. Next to me, a classmate works on a short film. Behind me, another works on a small Flash game. Across the room, people gather at a computer watching Celebrity Death Matches. I think someone else may have just farted. Yes, this is life. This is MY life. Do I like it? Yes. Yes I do.

I wandered into class today to find that someone has changed my wallpaper again. It seems Mother Nature isn't exactly being a lady today. Though Tool's "Undertow" blasts through my headphones, I can still hear the cars on the road below the building. The noise of the street workers drowning the roads in a thick layer of salt (gets rid of the ice) is there, as it has been every day for weeks now. I glance out the window...

Below me, the homeless guy across the road is still there. And, beside him, his trusty fire extinguisher still sits peacefully. People come and go from the small cluster of buildings across the street, like usual. All is quiet; all is neutral. I sit and stare out; stare over the scenery and, replacing my Tool cd with Vanessa Carlton's "Be Not Nobody" I turn my sound down a bit. The laughter across from me heightens. Holy shit, Ricky Martin just bit off Marilyn Manson's arm. Sweet.

A trip to the bathroom reveals that someone has left a nice pair of running shoes in the hallway outside of my class. On closer inspection, they seem to be filled with melted chocolate. I'd rather not know. Soon, I'm back at it yet again. My teacher is downloading more gay male porn to set as our wallpaper while we're not paying attention. The Celebrity Death Match has changed to Celine Dion vs. that one guy from Prodigy. Sounds like hes getting his shit ruined. I turn up the volume on my eMac.

I go back to Ubersite, as I usually do around this time. A Dear Spikey post. Nice. A new #1 post of the day...all right. It seems to be one of those days. A day when I just don't care about the troubles, the problems that everyone has. Not in a bad way, of course. Just a day to sit and think for a while. To purposefully make a post that everyone will give a negative rating, so I can watch the regulars comment on all the +4000 users being complete tools. Yup. This is my life. And do I like it? Yes. Yes I do.

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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-01-21 17:39:04 EST (#)
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Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Fink


Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-21 15:04:45 EST (#)
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Homer: You know what?

Grampa: What?

Homer: We're both screw-ups.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy



Homer: I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat!

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