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Dear John Letter to my Tumor Maker (373 hits)

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Submitted by Chris Swartz <Cswartz838.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-22 01:25:55 EST


Tommorrow is the day. The day I can walk without a crutch,laugh without the following sigh and lighten the yoke which bears the weight of ingratitude.
For too long you have collected. Once a moon I recieve your two sided threat which is written to confuse and always asking for a bigger slice than I imagined.
Well no more. No longer will I whore myself out to you. You have turned into a glutten and I almost feel responsible because I supported you from the beginning.

Tommorrow I will raise my head from its hang, look you in the eye and say goodbye.

You'll say" You need me, remember. I have what you are known for."

"I'm taking it with me." I'll say. The binds have been broken and freedom is Tommorrow.

Sprint, I'm taking my 300 pieces per month and giving it to someone has offered me life. "Someone" who understands me. "Someone" who will be there when I have a question. "Someone" who promised to set me free from your bondage.
Finally , no strings attached. No commitments. Just Respect, clarity and fairness....

Wait. Whats this. That "Someone" has just whispered in my ear that they want a commitment too( Two year) What about my freedom. What about "Us"
"Someone" Lied to me.

Sprint, please take me back.
I'll never call if I'm being overcharged.
I'll sing the praises of your "most Complete , All Digital Network"
My perspective was Scewed out of lust. You aren't so bad.

Now that I think about it , at least our relationship didnt begin because you bothered me and my family as we walked by your make-shift booth at the mall.




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Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-22 01:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin A' man!


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