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Killing ourselves (382 hits)

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Rating: -1.75 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Jdl Ldj <Ho_chi_min_1960.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-22 06:59:37 EST

First you grab a gun it dosent matter what gun.Then you go to a mall and shout IM GOING ON A KILLING SPREE and bring out your gun.Then hold them as hostage.call the police and tell them your demmands.Ask for a tank plastic explosives and a rocket launcher.Then finish one clip on your hostages and bring three with you in the tank.after that ask two of them to man the turret an shoot at everything they see.Poin your gun at the other hostage.after that crah the tank into a crowded area and grab your rocket launcher. kill the other two hostages and wrap the other one with explosives.ask him to run into theparking area or youll kill him. then blow him up.Demmand guns lots of guns.Keep barraging the cops with your guns. after three days wrap the remaining C4 around you and go outside.keep shooting them so when they shoot you you take lots of them down with the c4 because theyll hit you with a lot of bullets.The end

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

not quite the suckiest, but still sucky

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-01 15:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-22 08:20:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

To quote one of my favorite -2's of all time by our good friend Hadooken:

"I want to take a crap in your pocket."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-22 08:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

To quote one of my favorite -2's of all time by our good friend Hadooken:

"I want to take a crap in your pocket."

Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-22 07:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What!?

Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-01-22 07:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That post was shit. Im gonna write one on the exact same topic (I did that accidentilly yesterday) just to illustrate that A tiny tiny bit of effort is better then typing shit.