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Submitted by <manish_18.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-22 12:11:22 EST


Ladies and Gents. All your ANSWERS ARE here..

GOD'S YELLOW PAGES
Spiritual Guidance direct from God - let your fingers do the walking through the Bible.

"WHERE TO LOOK WHEN..." SECTION

AFRAID
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . .34:4
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . 10:28
2 Timothy . . . . . . . . . . . 1:7
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . .13:5,6


ANXIOUS
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .46
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 6:19-34
Philippians . . . . . . . . . . 4:6
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . . 5:6,7


BACKSLIDING
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .51
1 John . . . . . . . . . . . 1:4-9

BEREAVED
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:4
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 1:3,4
BITTER - CRITICAL
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . . .13

CONSCIOUS OF SIN
Proverbs . . . . . . . . . . .28:13

DEFEATED
Romans . . . . . . . . . . .8:31-39

DEPRESSED
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .34

DISASTER THREATENS
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .91
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . 118:5,6
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .8:22-25

DISCOURAGED
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . 42:6-11
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . 55:22
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 5:11,12
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . .4:8-18
Philippians . . . . . . . . . 4:4-7

DOUBTING
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . .8:26
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . . .11

FACING CRISIS
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 6:25-34
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . . .11

FAITH FALLS
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . .42:5
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . . .11
FRIENDS FAIL
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . 41:9-13
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . . 17:3,4
Romans . . . . . . . 12:14,17,19,21
2 Timothy . . . . . . . . . 4:16-18

LEAVING HOME
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .10:16-20


LONELY
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .23
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . .13:5,6

NEEDING GOD'S PROTECTION
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . .27:1-6
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .91
Philippians . . . . . . . . . .4:19

NEEDING GUIDANCE
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . .32:8
Proverbs . . . . . . . . . . .3:5,6
NEEDING PEACE
John . . . . . . . . . . . . 14:1-4
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .16:33
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .5:1-5
Philippians . . . . . . . . . 4:6,7

NEEDING RULES FOR LIFE
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
OVERCOME
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
Romans . . . . . . . . . . .8:31-39
1 John . . . . . . . . . . . .1:4-9
PRAYERFUL
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .42
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .11:1-13
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17
1 John . . . . . . . . . . .5:14,15
PROTECTED
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . .18:1-3
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . .34:7

SICK - IN PAIN
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . 26:39
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .5:3-5
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . 12:9,10
1 Peter . . . . . . . .4:12, 13, 19


SORROWFUL
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .51
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:4
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 1:3,4
1 Thessalonians . . . . . . 4:13-18


TEMPTED
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . 139:23,24
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . 26:41
1 Corinthians . . . . . . .10:12-14
Philippians . . . . . . . . . . 4:8
James . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4:7
2 Peter . . . . . . . . . 2:9; 3:17

THANKFUL
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 100
1 Thessalonians . . . . . . . .5:18
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . 13:15
TRAVELING
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 121
TROUBLE, IN
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . 16 & 31
John . . . . . . . . . . . . 14:1-4
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . .7:25
WEARY
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . .90
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .11:28-30
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 15:58
Galatians . . . . . . . . . .6:9,10

WORRIED
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 6:19-34
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . . 5:6,7




"CHRISTIAN VIRTUES & CHARACTER" SECTION
ABUNDANT LIFE
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .10:10

CITIZENSHIP
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . 13:1-7
Titus . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3:1

CLEANLINESS
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . . . 7:1

CONSECRATION
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . 12:1,2

CONTENTMENT
Philippians . . . . . . . . 4:11-13
1 Timothy . . . . . . . . . . . 6:6
COURAGE
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . 27:14

DILIGENCE
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .12:11
DUTY
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . 20:21-25

ENDURANCE
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .21:9-19
2 Timothy . . . . . . . . . . . 2:3

FAITH
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . .8:5-13
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . 11:22-24
FAITHFULNESS
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . 25:23

FORGIVENESS
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . 11:25,26
Ephesians . . . . . . . . . 4:31,32

FREEDOM
John . . . . . . . . . . . .8:31-36
FRUITFULNESS
John . . . . . . . . . . . . 15:1-8
GODLINESS
Titus . . . . . . . . . . . 2:11-14
HAPPINESS
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . .5:3-12
HOLINESS
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . 1:13-16
HONESTY
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . . .8:21
HONOR: PARENTS, OTHERS
Ephesians . . . . . . . . . . 6:1-3
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . . .2:17

HOPE
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . . .1:13

HUMILTY
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .18:9-14
Philippians . . . . . . . . .2:3-11

JOY
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . . .10:20
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .15:11

KINDNESS
Colossians . . . . . . . . .3:12,13
LABOR
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9:4
LOVE
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . . .10:27
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . . .13

OBEDIENCE
John . . . . . . . . . . . 14:15-24
Acts . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:29
OVERCOMING
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .16:33
PATIENCE
Hebrews . . . . . . . . . . . .10:36
PEACEFULNESS
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .14:27
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .12:18

PERSEVERANCE
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . .13:5-13

PRAYER
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .11:1-13
Ephesians . . . . . . . . . . .6:18
PURE THINKING
Philippians . . . . . . . . . . 4:8
PURITY
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 5:27-32
2 Timothy . . . . . . . . . . .2:22

READING THE BIBLE
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:39
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1:2
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . .119:97

RESOLUTION
Ephesians . . . . . . . . . 6:10-18
RIGHTEOUSNESS
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:6
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . .6:33
SINCERITY
Philippians . . . . . . . . .1:9,10
STEADFASTNESS
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 15:58
STEWARDSHIP
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . . 4:2
2 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 9:6,7
TEMPERANCE
1 Thessalonians . . . . . . . 5:6-8

TRUST
Psalm . . . . . . . . . . . .37:3-5
Proverbs . . . . . . . . . . .3:5,6

TRUTH
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14:6
John . . . . . . . . . . . . .17:17
Ephesians . . . . . . . . . 4:14,15
VICTORY
1 Corinthians . . . . . . . . 15:57
1 John . . . . . . . . . . . . .5:4
WATCHFULNESS
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . 13:34-37
WORSHIP
John . . . . . . . . . . . .4:23,24
ZEAL
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .12:11



"TEACHINGS ABOUT SOME OF LIFE'S
PROBLEMS" SECTION
ADULTERY
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 5:27,32

ADVERSITY
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .10:16-39
ANGER
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 5:22-24

ANXIETY
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 6:19-34
CONCEIT
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . .18:9-14
COVETOUSNESS
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . .7:21-23
CRIME
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .15:17-20

DEATH
John . . . . . . . . . . . 11:25,26

DEPRAVITY
John . . . . . . . . . . . .3:19-21

DIVORCE
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . .10:2-12

DOUBT
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .14:28-31
DRUNKENNESS
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . 21:34-36
EXCUSES
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . 14:15-24
EXTRAVAGANCE
1 Timothy . . . . . . . . . .6:7-12
FAULTFINDING
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . 7:1-5

FEAR
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12:5
FLESH
Romans . . . . . . . . . . . .13:14

GREED
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . 12:15-31

HATRED/ENEMIES
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . 5:43-48

HYPOCRISY
Matthew . . . . . . . . . .23:27,28

JUDGING
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . . 7:1
LIP SERVICE
Matthew . . . . . . . . . . . .7:21
LUST
Mark . . . . . . . . . . . .4:18,19
SELF-EXALTATION
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . . .14:11
SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS
Luke . . . . . . . . . . . 18:11,12
SIN
John . . . . . . . . . . . .8:34-36
SUBMISSION
1 Peter . . . . . . . . . . 2:13-17

SWEARING
Colossians . . . . . . . . . . .3:8

TRIBULATION
John . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16:33
WORLDLINESS
1 John . . . . . . . . . . .2:15-17



AH MEN


Fuck religion. Fuck people who tell us not to fuck before we get married. Fuck ppl who say smoking pot is bad, fuck ppl who say gays are wrong, fuck ppl who say drinking is bad


and fuck bible and fuck me for posting this stupid post.


who is this Indian God? Loki and Mossia?? should know.




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