sucking your own penis (70413 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -1.09 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-22 18:00:59 EST
I heard it feels good to suck your own penis, i would do it if i knew what cum tastes like, wait a second..... ok its not that bad, well i would do it if i could bend my back in a position where i would be able to make a good seal around my genitalia, im thinking about doing a 69 with another guy, maybe my brother, i would like some input, and if you like rolling and youve sucked your own dick, please give me a holla, i may have my dog lick my balls while im doing it, i dont know, i need input
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 21:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is why this post gets so many hits
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=sucking+your+own+penis
i have access to all of the most popular search phrases. this isnt just common knowledge, companies sell this knowledge to other companies so they can title there web pages and include search phrases that people will look for. so as far as hits go, i will always be ahead of everyone, and as far as minipulating hit counters, i found a way, but i dont use it. and as far as sucking my own penis goes, i have found it to be very pleasurable
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats a wrap,
BLAM this piece of CRAP!
*sch-wing!* -2
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, bullshit. No way did this get over 9000 hits.
I don't know what you're doing to get the hitcount up, but there's no way that with 26 reviews this got that many hits legitimately.
Submitted by cum man at 2004-06-20 12:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i've tried sucking my penis but it doesn't work someone tell me how i was so close, so i just had to cum in my face
Submitted by youd like to know <blaa.at.never.com> at 2004-06-20 05:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well Im able dont know why since my back aint that flexible mabey mines justlonger than normal
well it aint that great dont see why ya want to..
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-04-04 09:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dr. Sues wasn't racist. Did he beat woman? yes. Did he sodomize babies? of course. Did he invent crack cociane? no doubt about it. But rasist my friend the doctor was not. I remember one time me and Suese were hanging at the crib and I was watching him mutilate and disfigure puppies and this story on the news came on about racism. He he said and I quote, "That racism shit is fucked up, now help he cut up this puppy." Now if you are looking for some real comedy check this site out http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy it is bad ass!
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-04-01 22:46:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-03-12 01:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
tried it...
IMPOSSIBLE.....................
Submitted by headlight (user info) at 2004-03-12 00:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be surprised all you disgusted people out there, I find this a common feat among men who can't find women. Those who succeed, never leave the house again. And yes I know one of these......
As for the taste of cum. You have to love a person a lot to taste something like that. To truly test how much you love yourself...that is..if you love yourself enough to take your own load in the mouth...then have a girl OR YOUR BROTHER...give you head.. and snowball you. Believe me...you'll be cured of ever wanting to suck your own dick.
Submitted by Poo (user info) at 2004-03-10 07:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SICK BASTARD
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-02-16 01:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What you need to do is stretch everyday. I guess. Thats how I can get my feet behind my head!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-14 14:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob Jones <Bmercer974.at.aol.com> at 2004-02-14 14:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by MistressSarah (user info) at 2004-02-12 22:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the hell, dude. i think a dozen monkeys at typewriters would take under a minute to write something better.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23911
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you have a long penis give me a holla
Submitted by kristen <kristenb21.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-23 17:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont post unless you have something worth telling others about! You should really see a shrink!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-23 08:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061345478662113364
-2 for eluding that you eat your sperm....freak.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> at 2004-01-23 07:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
remember when we were kids dakingisdead and we use to masterbate together and that one day your mom came home and caught us and you were grounded for a mth? also, how you pulled me aside during that get together at christmas and told me we coudln't do anything like that anymore and that you would have to go againest it and deny it if I ever mentioned it to anyone? well this is one of those times, dude, it was like 7 years ago, no one cares if you did it now, you dont have to deny it
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-23 03:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok I new it was going to be shit post before I opened it. I guess I shouldn't blame you.
On the other hand I think you are a waste of time, space and air.
Fuck off and die.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-23 00:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no dude, it really sucks. i just don't have a big enough mouth.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-01-22 22:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5243 i demand that you kill yourself.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-22 21:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Fucking gross
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crash used to suck his own weewee, but I guess old age got to him.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5243 already???
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey 2 crap posts on your first day on this site.
congrats!
except no.
-fucking2
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
I almost gave you a +1 for this being under sports, but then I thought: NO.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8867
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When I saw that shit on clerks about self sucking, I thought, bullshit. I thought this is a gay movie, and I don't believe them. Then I read some Chuck Palahniuk book and it said it is true, you can snap your neck and get cartilage damage, so now I don't know what to believe.