Gadzooks (1209 hits)
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Submitted by Finkus Maximus (View user info) at 2004-01-22 18:23:49 EST
I was at the mall with a couple of my friends not to long ago. I am not sure if it is a well known store but here in Ohio we have a store that's at our local mall known as "Godzooks". Now Godzooks never gave me any problems. They had fairly decent cloths and good prices for Male and Female alike. They sell well known brands and always have been friendly. So I was happy to see a big sign that said " All Men Items 50% off!!" So I went in.
I noticed a change as I entered. All the men items were placed on a small shelf in the corner. I looked around and saw there was loads more female stuff then male. Then I saw it. The funniest sign I have ever seen in my life. I just broke out in to tears of Laughter. On every wall was a big sign with a picture of a hot young female that said " SAY NO TO EQUAL RIGHTS!!! PROUD TO BE A SEXEST". I thought to myself how could they say no to equal rights, if that's what women have been fighting for, for so long. I couldn't believe it I just let out a scream " SEXEST!!" and looked at all the women working there. They gave me the evilest looks. So if you pass a Godzooks, Scream Sexiest and do not shop there!
"Gadzooks has changed! we've become a whole new place, one that celebrates, glorifies, dresses and accessorizes girls only." - Godzooks webpage
User Reviews
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-03-27 12:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2004-02-04 12:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RFI should do a song about it. It'll go on our hit CD called Lee Likes the Wang.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least they haven't quite transformed the place into a Torrid retail store.
Right? ...
Who am I kidding?! Gadzooks sucks the cocks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse me Uber people but what the fuck hasn't this been flamed to death?
I am going to send you a short telegram 'author' of this post.
<BEGIN MESSAGE> PLEASE STOP
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 because squattail keeps trying to post this link in his replies and it KEEPS NOT FUCKING WORKING!
But really, if you spelled "Gadzooks" Godzooks on purpose, the reason was lost on me.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"woman who seek to be the equals of men, lack ambition"
- timothy leary
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-01-22 19:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why would i want to scream "sexiest"? That makes no sense at all...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get_attach.cgi/dance[1].swf?message=1052205757594618842&part=1
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it godzooks or gadzooks? make up your fucking mind. Gooks. HaHa.
Submitted by TengoUnaCabezaGrande (user info) at 2004-01-22 18:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess all the time they were only fighting for women's rights, not equal rights... they don't care about men.