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The First Band I Loved (424 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -0.2 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Thinning Temples (View user info) at 2004-01-23 11:50:59 EST


I was fifteen years old, I was jammed into the back seat of my best friends sister's car. It was Summer, hot. I was talking over the music when my buddy, Rob, shushed me and told me to pay attention to the music. I listened for a while, but it didn't really grab me. Rob's sister turned round in her seat and started reciting the lyrics to the song - "Let me get my hands on your mamarry glands" ... I loved the lyrics straight away. Eventually I got hold of a decrepit copy of the album on cassette, probably through Rob's sister. And over the course of that Summer I fell inextricably in love with the Smiths.


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Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This could have been a whole lot better. Storytelling, man! Storytelling!

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the first band i loved wouldn't return my phone calls, would hang out with other bands behind my back and eventually got a restraining order on me.

Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

who give a fuck.

Submitted by Jericho (user info) at 2004-01-23 11:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this a series or something? Shouldnt there be more?

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-23 11:53:39 EST (#)
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