How to write a love post. ( To my beloved Lisa) (1465 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.73 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kracka (View user info) at 2004-01-23 12:46:06 EST
Rule #1: You must first address your love.
Dear Lisa,
Rule #2: Then go into a description about why you are expressing your love.
I know you have no idea who I really am but I have been in awe of you since I first noticed you. Sure there are times you are a little harsh but I see past the rough exterior into the soft sweet side of you. You make fun of the nerds but I know deep down of the love you can show. And if by chance we meet I know that you will be everything I expect and more. Your beautiful skin will glistening in the moonlight, your eyes will shine like the stars and everything. I know I will never be able to match your fashion sense, you being a somewhat model and all. But I want you to know that if you give me a chance I will be the man you are looking for.
Rule #3: Remember imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Below I enclosed my favorite picture of you.
Sincerely yours,
Kracka
User Reviews
Submitted by Lisa at 2004-01-24 23:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It gives me great pleasure to know that you are troubled by my presence.
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
the dreaded...........................
-3 bwaahahwhahahwhhaha biaaaatch
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lisa sucks. she is the worst user on this website.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehe
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought i got to be Lisa's uberstalker
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa, I got really jealous for a second. I thought we were going to have it out.
Good work.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty sweet.
I want a skirt like that.
Huh?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
one day lisa my true love for you will reveal itself?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of name is "Turtle" anyway? Who authorized this atrocity?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. You had me all excited. Okay, I really didn't give a fuck.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey kristen, post something, where have you been?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be filling in for Yes here.
I'd do it to her hard...
In the pooper
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm.. Lark Voorhies...
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa Turtle kicks serious ass. Now, I know she was merely a fictional character, but I dreamt of going shopping with the girl. C'mon, she sprained her foot kicking the TV just because they discontinued her favorite shade of nailpolish! That girl had some fashion dedication.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhh...
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
exxxxxcellent.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-23 13:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes!!
you pulled the rug out from under me.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no i keep them all on my computer
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you a Krakhed, Kracka.
Do you have pictures of her taped to the roof of your tent?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*snort*
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok I laughed.
Submitted by LaNa (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
she was hot than she is hot now.. she is hot hot hot hot with makeup ofcourse
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-23 12:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful.