Bart you are a PUSSY (815 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.07 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jimmy schmeltzy <fuckoff.at.yourmom.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-23 14:29:50 EST
Yes, it is true bart is the biggest pussy on Uber and seriously you can lick my tight asshole you fucker. your a dirty dirty man i people like you should be put into a prison for life. Seriously you can take this jon and shove it you little frech whore. I bet you played the skin flute in school huh. I also bet you were the gym teachers favorite little student, you little jew bastard. What are you gonna do, do something. I can't fuckin wait till the gathering at Vegas i am gonna come and beat some people's asses on here and you Bart are number 1 my friend. Yes you are gonna get your ass handed to you son. Well for now i have to go to class but believe me i will be back.
User Reviews
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like the dorky high-school freshman that, in his small group of friends, tears down the most popular senior football player to get attention. Then his friends all nod their heads in agreement because they're all dorky high-school freshman.
Then, faced with criticism, one of them plots to acquire fully automatic machine guns. They draw a map of the school and wear black clothes.
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, one of the dorks cries!
After singling out all the people RESPONSIBLE for MAKING THEM feel INFERIOR, they put led through their popular little brains before putting some in their own. People die, people cry, and Murphy watches it on the news while eating pie at a pub called Sky.
Or maybe you're just bored and need attention...
Murphy
Submitted by Codex at 2004-01-24 21:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm.. Didn't know Uber doesn't accept tags.
Nevermind. I'll just give another review because -2 isn't enough.
Submitted by Codex at 2004-01-24 21:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<i>Hey BUCK i am older than 12, so nice try i think you are intellectually challenged and need to realize this get some H E L P. bitch </i>
Wow, I thought I'd seen kids with problems before, but they hardly get any worse than this.
So, you claim to be older than 12, but you have the brain power of a five year old.
Let's see..
Punctuation,
Grammar,
Racism,
Mindless Pre-Adolenscent waste,
Claims he's older than 12.
No, wait, five year olds act their age.
Idiot.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-01-24 19:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rock on Twee.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-01-24 19:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a dumbass. I'm almost willing to only make this a -1 because of the "pirate juice" review... Almost.
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-24 19:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i think hes pretty funny
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha you pussy. "ooohhh Im soo tough on the internet." Go back to reading your comic books and playing with dirt.
-BongZilla
Submitted by TwEE (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you under the false impression that your cool or something? Did your buddies on the short bus tell you this? Seriously your not funny, shocking, bad ass or cool, its true, your not. Its obvious you have a inferiority complex, so what I suggest is to like deep inside yourself and realize that your not cool or funny, that you are in fact shit, you probably were always shit, and if you are in fact already 20 like you say you are then chances are you will continue to be shit for the rest of your life. But relax buddy, theres HOPE, yes, even for you, its PIRATE JUICE, sounds good hey?
Follow my instructions to the letter and you cant go wrong, ready? Good. Now look under your mommy or your daddies's kitchen sink, look for a bottle with a tiny picture of a skull and cross bones, if you cant find any there, check the bathroom, most homes carry a supply of pirate juice, for just such emergencies. Now once you find the pirate juice, drink all you can, if it burns don't worry, thats how you know its working. Now run sunshine, go, you'll make the world a better place, trust me.
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey BUCK i am older than 12, so nice try i think you are intellectually challenged and need to realize this get some H E L P. bitch
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd rather not be a close minded idiot. Way to bust out the momma joke. Further evidence that you're 12.
If I say "SHUT UP," will you reply with: "I'M BUSY IN FIVE MINUTES" like a good little kid?
fucking idiot
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pussies i cant believe you guys
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah buckeye apparently your momma gave you a little to much lovin when you wre younger. Quit being a pussy and realize that jews have destroyed this world and long with niggers
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Bart you are a PUSSY"
well, we are what we eat, right?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the only person that doesn't understand the problem people have with jews? I just don't get it.
-2 for your replies
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate boys a jew is kind of like a nigger useless and worthless. and should go to hell for being born.
Submitted by Marx740 (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck forgot to log in
Submitted by Marx <Hacker_626.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-23 17:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See it's cockasses like this fag who give teenagers a bad name
-fuckin 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you, gentile dickless wonder... last i checked cliftone isint jewish (but he'd be a real credit to our race if he was ((ass kissing))
and god damnit- why did this have to involve the jews? every time shit hits the fan, someone yells THE JEWS DID IT!
the stock market moves, THE JEWS DID IT, the supermarket is out of bagles, THE JEWS DID IT, jesus died, THE JEWS DID IT...
damnit. it since when did "Jew" become an insult. damnit.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh
I'll put down twenty on Bart. What's the over/under on the knockout round?
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bring it bart, you think you are the shit cause people like you on here and you are nothing.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how bout a fermunda hoagie?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17698
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-23 17:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jimmy, get lost.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get_attach.cgi/LT052_60.jpg?message=107399733969598142&part=1
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he doesn't live in indianapolis but for the right price i will tell you where he is
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
......and rapings will ensue
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are what you eat.
Seriously though, does "Cilfone" sound Jewish to you?
No need to wait for Vegas, kid... I'm coming to Indianapolis this weekend to find you.
Submitted by schmeltzy (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you gent you are to big a pussy to say anything you know he is a puss
Submitted by Mike_Newfart (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am a gay asshole.
Submitted by Denis_Leary (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where did the jew comment come from? Crazy rabbit, Uber is for adults.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I read the title and thought this was going to be a hate-post... and then I saw this (punctuation added by me), "...you Bart, are number 1, my friend." That was nice.
I did take exception to this though, "I bet you played the skin flute in school huh." Make fun of whomever you want... but I'll be damned if I'm going to let you knock woodwind instruments.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If bart were a pussy, he'd never get out of the house.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't get a positive rating because you said you have a tight asshole. GOATSE DOESN'T HAVE A TIGHT ASSHOLE AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WillZone - that was great! I couldn't have said it better myself.
Silly teenagers, Vegas is for adults!!
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This kid needs to get ball-gagged. Pulp-Fiction basement scene style.
Submitted by Mac (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
liar. your asshole gapes bigger that goatse's.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-23 14:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
they don't let 15 year olds into "big boy" places in Vegas.
aww, isn't the teenager cute?