Why did the chicken cross the road? (670 hits)
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Submitted by John Doe <national_panel_beating.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-23 15:29:18 EST
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
The Bible's Answer:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Sigmund Freud's Answer:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Joseph Stalin's Answer:
I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
Louis Farrakhan's Answer:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
Immanuel Kant's Answer:
chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
These were found in a friends personal profile, sorry if I stole them from somewhere, I just thought they were amusing enough to share with you all.
User Reviews
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's the weekend and I'm in a good mood so I'm not going to give you a -2.
You may have noticed that I actually did give you a -2, but that's because my hate for you runs so deep that whenever I try to change the rank of this post my finger always jerks at the last second to bring the ranking to -2.
Sorry dude, but them's the breaks I guess.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My chicken post brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I'd have to suffocate a chipmunk
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23316
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
**I just thought**
Liar.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-01-23 16:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Liek, OMG!!!!!!!111 I n3v34 saw this li3k ten million times LOL!!!11 OMG LMAO!!!!!!111
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Old. Bring something more original.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I crossed the road because I wanted to ruin your shit.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23264
I see you followed my guide
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Squat I expect better from you. Ubersite is not about effort but amusement.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THAT WAS A SUPER CUT AND PASTING EFFORT.
-2 because you cut and pasted shit about Stalin
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-23 15:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Been done: I know you said you didn't write these...
http://www.area51newmexico.com/chicken.html
http://www.lp.org/lpnews/0306/forumjune_chicken.html
http://www.spicyjokes.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=2&pagina=8
http://bekahchoo.diaryland.com/030710_24.html
http://tailbonelust.diaryland.com/030808_9.html