Stupid Human Evolution (587 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.6 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Owens <keeblerelf882.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-23 17:46:04 EST
There are many things that you could "gain" from human evolution. Unfortunately us humans gained the shitty power to "sense people behind us, or staring at us, or if there is a sniper light on you. These evolutions do nothing for us. Now allow to me explain. So you're walking down the street and you "sense" someone is following you so you look behind you and there is some one following you, Ok so now you know someone is following you. Now what do you do? I'm glad you asked... NOTHING because humans have no good "powers" cause human evolution is useless!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:46:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ubertard (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
this shit is fucking messed up!!! I like it!
and by the way i must agree with the people making fun of you squattail.
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Matt, making an account less than 3 hours ago and only reviewing this isn't too bright
Submitted by ubertard (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this shit is fucking messed up!!! I like it!
and by the way i must agree with the people making fun of you squattail.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-24 16:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
defender0417
Monkeys may only walk and think like you the rest of us aren't retarted...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-24 16:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail I once again must agree with hamilton
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:16:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they all describe you pretty well
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey squattail
bes·ti·al·i·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bsch-l-t, bs-)
n. pl. bes·ti·al·i·ties
The quality or condition of being an animal or like an animal.
Conduct or an action marked by depravity or brutality.
Sexual relations between a human and an animal.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait.... was this supposed to be funny?
Submitted by defender0417 (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know how humans are made. One day a pig and a monkey got it on a really long time ago and we were the offspring. If you think about it, it makes sence. Pigs' anatomy is closer to our than any other animal, and monkeys, well they think walk and look like us.
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actualy squattail beastiality is when a human fucks animals but he said after seeing you picture it wouldn't be considered beastiality (because you look like an ugly animal)
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 01:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-20 19:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-20 13:26:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I fuck pigs in the ass
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after seeing your pic squattail, it wouldn't be considered beastiality ]
HAHAHAHAHA HAMILTON YOU ARE SO FUNNY. Too bad beastiality isn't a word, you stupid faggot.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-23 23:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw matt, if you rate your own stuff, it doesnt count.
It does however, piss people the hell off.
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-23 23:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
James yeah i caught that mistake after i posted it but then i was too lazy to try and fix it and by the way nice burn on his ass!!
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
well squattail if you read the whole thing you would realise i said nothing is good about that but you know the dum/stupid types like you need it spelled out...
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First matt, I warned you.
Second off, mispelling DUMB isn't exactly a great way of critiquing someone
check out my diss on squattail at
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23507
don't mind squattail, he's just an idiot.
Bart, i once again ask you to ban him
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-23 21:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well squattail if you read the whole thing you would realise i said nothing is good about that but you know the dum/stupid types like you need it spelled out...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't sense when there is a sniper dot on you. WTF are you talking about. If you sense you are being followed, that isn't some amazing ability. Sensing is not some extra skill we picked up, cunt, sensing is all we do. You are just hearing the person walk behind you, what is great about that?
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-01-23 18:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is a crap post. All first posts are crap except 1. This link will take you to the best first post ever written. Read it and then try again
behold awesomness:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-23 17:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
woah. your name is matthew owens?
there's another here.. he has a big black rodney.