Stupid blondes (780 hits)
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Submitted by Matt <keeblerelf882.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-24 10:31:04 EST
Stupid blondes
While I'm not one to be judgmental of anyone, race, or culture, or being sexist blondes are just a fucking stupid "cult" emphasis on STUPID! Now there was this girl in my class actually there was about 3 that were blonde there was Shauna, Alysha, and right now I can't remember the other. Let me tell you about Alysha she had to be the most dumb of them all and by all I mean every blonde. We were sitting in class one day when the teacher was telling one of her usual back in my day stories when the teacher said something about Hitler... Well isn't this just a stupid thing in the first place this must have been what was going through her head "MUST RESIST STUPID IMPULSE!!!!" Well she failed and just happen to blurt out "Wasn't Hitler the president??" well at that exact second the whole class went silent ... Then they blurt out laughing at the dumb blonde.
Here is Shauna's stupid moment. Same class same room same everything except for the day. Well here I go again with the teacher stories but this time the teacher was telling us about how when she was at a baseball game "back in the day" there was a man who just happen to be wearing a trench coat little did security know there was nothing underneath it well any ways... So she finished the story of the streaking man and then Shauna (Miss stupid impulse again) looked a little dazed as if she was being forced to think then she says "Are they allowed to do that??" well there was another revered silence followed buy a round of laughter.
Thus concludes that by the end of this post you might begin to see why... Blondes are dumb hands down. And not all the blondes but, just the female ones
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Submitted by DraconianKing <w00t!> at 2004-01-27 04:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blondes are stupid. Here's a short story:
I used to be blonde as a child, I was stupid. Then around the age of 10 my hair turned brown, I simultaneously became intelligent as well.
That proves that blonde hair = stupid.
You get a +2 because stupid people are the worst.
And blondes are the worst of the stupid.
On a side note, I was at church. During sunday school the teacher asked this blonde girl what happened in the story. She totally missed the point. I laughed at her. Her sister said I was mean. I laughed at her too.
I don't go there anymore.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-01-27 03:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-25 12:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail i know more about the bestiality thing then you do because my friend is the one who posted it you moron
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-25 00:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
matt, if you're still awake, MSN
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-25 00:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
[squattail
i thank you for the good rating but i still make fun of you for the beastiality thing.....
and the moral of this story is...
...BLONDES ARE STUPID!!!!]
I don't think you understand, elf. My rankings don't count toward your score. Otherwise I wouldn't be giving you +2 in the first place. And what you don't understand about 'the beastiality' thing, is you keep saying that, even after I tell you that isn't the word. And yet you keep on repeating it. There is only 1 'a' in the word, it is BESTiality. You super* piece of super*.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-25 00:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's 12:02
I should go to sleep
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you still awake matt?
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge
this one is written to you for... various reasons.
first of all if you blonde (not naturaly) though then how is every hair on your body blonde??
second if you have that many hairs on your body maybe you should live in a cave or something... oooops you alredy do its called your mamas basement!
Submitted by keeblerelf (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail
i thank you for the good rating but i still make fun of you for the beastiality thing.....
and the moral of this story is...
...BLONDES ARE STUPID!!!!
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!
-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, did you hear the one about the blonde? Blondes are stupid! YOU GET IT? Super! +2
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and I(underscored) write shitty posts.
You. Suck.
-dan
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23911
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what's your excuse?
Submitted by Voodoo_Child (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
go do something useful like die.
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hate do it, but...
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 11:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey you fucker, i didnt read your post but im a blond (not naturaly) i had sex last week with another blond man AND WE LOVED EACHOTHER. every sqare inch of my body is covered with presious little blonde hairs, and i love them all, and if your a blond man looking for hot booty spaking penis fencing sex give me a call at 985-641-3858
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-01-24 11:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"While I'm not one to be judgmental of anyone, race, or culture, or being sexist blondes are just a fucking stupid "cult" emphasis on STUPID!"
Are you really this dumb?
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-24 11:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you recently hear an addvertisment on Canadian radio?
It wasn't directed at you.
You can leave now.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This would have been a good post if:
a) You could write with some hint of grammar
b) It were funny
c) You didn't make stupid generalizations (if the post were funny, part c would be excusable)
d) You weren't a moron
Alas, we can't have everything. Stop wasting my oxygen.
Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-24 10:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you want to build a case about dumb blondes, the least you could do would be to write intelligently or i might assume you are, in fact, a dumb blonde yourself.
fuck you, i'm blonde and i laugh at my stupid moments! they make life more interesting!