mountain lions (3251 hits)
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Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-24 12:10:48 EST
this morning i woke up and walked outside, low and behold, THERE WAS A MOUNTAIN LION SITTING ON TOP OF MY CAR!!!! LOLHAHAHA i looked at its tail for a second, completely not afraid, and i found myself strangly sexualy attracted to it. the feeling grew so powerfull, i jumped on it and proceded to take my smooth, moist frank out of my trousers and insert it into his tight, murky extrament exit orafice, then i proceded to pump the inocent animal till it started roaring in pain, i slowed down and took it easy on the poor beast untill my warm love juice filled its small animal rectum. it was the best mountain lion sex ive ever had.
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-19 17:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
..for "Moist Frank".
Submitted by thisaintworkinaout (user info) at 2005-01-19 17:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats great lmao
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
umm...ok
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHA this is awsome
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, look at that great post I wish I could write like that.
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-01-29 15:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where do you find these mountain lions so willing to participate in sexual activities?
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes... it was a male lion
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP POSTING THESE LINKS!!!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Was it... was it a male lion?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spam.
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-01-24 13:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what to think anymore.. people banging mountain lions.. mutual masturbation... fucking 14 year olds.....
This site is FUCKED THE HELL UP!
And I'm enjoying every second of it.
-dan
Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
slow down and do it at a medium pace
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"what a fuckin asshole!"
yeah that mountainlion had a great asshole.
WHATS UP WITH A THE FUCKIN -2s? ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARTED?
Submitted by BlackJesus (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Pumas. Don't tell anyone I said that.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:34:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fuckin asshole!
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least we know you have an appreciation for wild life.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holiest of all shits.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-01-24 12:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucking liar. It was probably just sitting in your driveway when you banged it.