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A Token Of My Infection (4670 hits)

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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2004-01-24 15:19:50 EST


This post is inspired by something 1ddgd submitted>> http://www.ubersite.com/m/23906

I dunno why, but that crazy Lil fucker on the other side of the world kindles my thoughts.
It's not always a good thing. Sometimes, like now for instance he brings ugly memories to the end of my pen.




I just wanted to take a ride and pick up two bundles of heroin.

But Wayne has to jump out of the car and start beating the shit out of some young black kid that he had apparently experienced bad dealings with.

I am not even from York I have no idea what neighborhood I'm in or street I'm on. And here I am a white guy sitting in my car on a street filled with thug black dudes while crazy Wayne starts shit that could get ugly real fast.

I fucking hate Wayne. I hated him from the moment I met him. But I was dopesick and Wayne is a very resourceful junkie. I hate York too, but it's like a mini badlands, in a pinch, York will do.

Strangely the other black dudes don't approach to help out the kid that Wayne is now giving the boots to. They don't ignore it, they are all watching but no one moves to help. Wayne wears himself out. He reaches down and pulls the kid's package out of his coat comes back, jumps in the car, and says "k, lets go, make a left at the next street" I say "fuck you Wayne" he smiles and throws the stash he just lifted on my lap and smiles even wider.

As soon as we were clear of the war zone I pulled into a Walgreens parking lot and opened the bag up. It was mostly 20 dollar crack vials but there were eight lorcet and five 15mg Valium. I swallowed them all with a mouthful of two day old soda.

"This will take the edge off for a little while, but do you think we can score the dope now Wayne? or are you gonna try and get me killed again?"

"I gotta get something in here, you need anything?"

I just stared at him.

He comes out with a tire gauge and a box of copper chore boy pot scrubbers.

I'm laughing at him now "doing dishes are ya? fuckin' crackhead"

He fashions the stem in record time but not fast enough to stop my stomach flops of anticipation. I think to myself "nice, you've made yourself into a crackhead now too. Good job asshole!"


Later we score the dope and he directs me toward a house he says we can get high at.

We start going through a neighborhood of very old, very expensive homes. Homes that I had no idea existed in York.

He directs me to the entrance of a miniature fucking mansion!

Wayne, are you fuckin' with me again? I'm not robbing anybody with you"

" no this is the right place, just wait, you wont believe this shit"

We parked next to a big oak door in the back of the "house" Wayne opened the door and walked in like he owned the place.

It was a kitchen entrance not like a normal kitchen in a normal house but more like a restaurant kitchen. Lots of stainless steel prep tables, grills, and steam tables.

We went through some swing doors and into a dining room that looked mre like a scaled down ballroom. There was a couple making out rather passionately at the other side of a huge dining table covered with garbage. Completely unaware of our presence. They were at it purdy good. The girl was straddling the guy face to face in a chair, she had his cock out jackin' it and they were kissing like they were trying to swallow each others faces.

After a moment of viewing this scene Wayne knocks his shoulder against mine and whispers: " they're brother and sister" I look a t him like right Wayne!, don't try to bullshit a bullshitter..

He looks at me and says: "Brian, I shit you not, they are brother and sister"

the way he looked at me and with the conviction of his speech I knew he was telling the truth.

They were brother and sister.

TBC....


MickGinny



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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-07-29 17:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-07-03 22:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going through every single one of these, starting with this one, while I'm sitting here at work, bored out of my mind. I should have read these earlier, but I never did.

Mick, this shit speaks to me - I can feel your words. Thanks for that.

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-07-03 20:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, now I have to go through every single fucking one.

Reminds me of Trainspotting. The book, rather than the movie.

Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-06-08 02:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

more druggie stories... but well written... must.hit.+.2....

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-05-28 20:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by moebius (user info) at 2004-05-25 02:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Loved it. Just loved it.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-05-25 01:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

off to read # 1-8

Submitted by UberJudge (user info) at 2004-04-20 14:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Of course you did sir.

But I bet you love your kids don't you?

Asshat.

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-06 19:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-03-28 15:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great painting that one. do you know that name / artist ? I wanna get a print.
quality stuff by the way

Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-03-22 10:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kicker fo all ass indeed

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dont mention it hair.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-25 06:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. I hope I remember to look for Part 2.

Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-25 05:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome post, great story, will watch for part 2

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-01-25 05:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post, but the brother/sister thing is nasty......

Submitted by canuckistan (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because I love stories about junkies 2.

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

i like TBC posts. some folks have no sense of patience.







That'd be me. I'll forget about the story probably after I wake up, and wont look through all the old posts to read the sequel. The only reason I read this is because it didnt have a (part 1) in the title. But I'll read the other parts. probably. maybe.

Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I used to always rag on you in the past (as K.M), but your recent postings have either made me laugh or really kept me interested. Keep up the good work. To encourage some stranger a little bit further, I could definitely see iddqd ghostwriting a novel that you dictated to him, or some other arrangement, splitting the profits somehow.

Submitted by Clockwork (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

requiem for a dreamish.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i like TBC posts. some folks have no sense of patience.

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That wasn't very super of you MacDaddy, cheap offlinking. That was not super at all. +2 For a super post!

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont know what this post is about but im sure its gay
if you want a resonable argument go here
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23911

Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"A Token Of My Infection"

VERY CLEVER!!!!! Super post! Keep up the good fight!! +2

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

okiedokie

Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

did your mom draw that picture?

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excuse my ignorance, but is this fiction or something that really happened? Either way it's excellent.

Submitted by MeggieEll (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gorgeous painting... Punched me in the face.
I hope at least they were step brother and sister. I'm guessing not though.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i could get some crazy-arse stories up on here, but i dont think i could top that brother-sister bit.

you could definately write a book mick. a nice collection of related short stories, presented in a loose chronological order. shit, if you wanted i could help you with it.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that how your parents met?

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

reminds me of springer.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:32:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Four words:

1. Write
2. A
3. Goddamn
4. Book

You'd be rich.




rizzo, if i got a bunch of money all at once....id be dead inside of 1 week.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like TBC posts, it gives me something to look forward to.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:31:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

york? as in york, pa??? ahhh the memories of college are overwhelming me at this moment!



yes York Pa. the handicapped toilet of Pa.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Four words:

1. Write
2. A
3. Goddamn
4. Book

You'd be rich.

Submitted by LacyFace16 (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

york? as in york, pa??? ahhh the memories of college are overwhelming me at this moment!

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHH! I hate when people TBC shit. You better continue it within the half hour or I'm going to kill my neighbors cat.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-24 15:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen.


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months, I want you to break it off.

Marge: Um, okay, Homer.

Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.

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