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Submitted by Confusion (View user info) at 2004-01-24 16:23:59 EST


I love stupid teachers; I think they're the best kind of teacher a student can ever ask for.



Two days ago in my math class, we started our semester final exam, because my teacher decided to hand them out early. It contains about 50 questions, and I was unable to answer at least 10 of them, but it was a fair exam because I fail to study the day before...and the day before that...AND the dayS before that. Nevertheless, a test is a test; one shall not cheat in a test, yes? Well, if that was the case, then why did everyone cheat? The answer is simple; the teacher is letting us to. I know what you're thinking, the teacher must be horrible to let students cheat. But that's not true at all; the teacher is great, though retarded, but great. It was not as if he told us to cheat, but if anyone weren't able to finish on the first day, they are able to work on it the day after, and if one weren't able to finish on the second day, one would be able to finish on the third, and cycles continues until it reaches the fifth day. I don't know what the teacher was smoking when he figured that out, but I sure want some.



In conclusion, I still haven't finish my test, I am currently waiting for someone that had finished copying down the question, figured out all the answers, and cheating will later take place.



I love stupid teachers.





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Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-25 07:47:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There is an old saying I've heard... "If your not cheating your not trying, if you get caught, you weren't trying hard enough"

I am resting comfortably knowing that one day...you'll probably engineer a skyscraper.

+2 for the upanddown

Submitted by daybreaker (user info) at 2004-01-25 07:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-01-24 23:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not worry, for I'm the master of cheats. I've gotten away cheating on many things, and never in my life I got caught.

Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-01-24 22:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Couldn't you of studied for the test instead of writing this? What if he catches the person coping the answers. Then you'd be screwed.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the picture.


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