Revenge (869 hits)
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Submitted by Kris <kittykat584.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-24 16:50:31 EST
My sophmore year of college (a private all-girl college ugh...but those are fantasies, I mean stories, for another time)I walked into my dorm room to find my "fiance" in bed with my overweight, under-showered roommate. I mean this girl was 250 if she was a pound, and she showered once a week, every Friday night. And no I'm not saying that big girls never get picked over thinner chicks, but damn! She smelled like cabbage on a regular basis!
So I obviously I had to ruin his life. I spray painted "REDNECKS SUCK DICK" on his new car(sort of an inside joke), called his work crying hysterically, pretending to be a pregnant girlfriend who hadn't seen him in a week. I ordered extreme pornagraphic videos and sex toys online and had them sent and billed to his parents (and made it look as if he had done it), I left several pairs of my easily-recognizable underware in his brother's room of their shared apartment. And the piece de resistance: He had let me take a picture of him all decked out in my bra, thong, garter belt, and thigh highs (I should have known then what a sick fuck he was) under the condition that I would burn it, never show it to anyone. I blew it up and sent it out as my Christmas card.
Now understand that normally I'm really not that much of a bitch, but come one, a 250 smelly girl?!
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Submitted by DenDen (user info) at 2004-05-14 08:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know, sounds like childsplay.
Did you ever consider that she may give better head than you do? That was my first thought.
Submitted by Sicgrrl (user info) at 2004-05-14 08:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing wrong with a bit of revenge, you dished it out better than i did.
I cut up all my ex-grrlfriends clothes up.
Chop chop!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-26 01:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I sympathize with your situation but this could have used some polishing before you posted.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-25 18:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
manfre shoud date you.
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-01-25 00:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad I didn't have any self-esteem issues before I posted this. Ok ya'll I'm really really not a bitch. Come on I walk in on the guy I'm supposed to be spending the rest of my life with riding my fat, smelly, bitch of a roommate like a cheap amusement park ride. 2 days before our 3 year anniversary!! Who wouldn't wanna get a little revenge?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-01-25 00:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, terrific!
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
youre conceited
Submitted by Tafoya (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe he likes the smell of cabbage. And hey only 250lbs? More cushion for the pushin.
Bitch.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-01-24 21:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would you be with a guy that would wear your lingerie? You know he isn't right in the hed, you are lucky he only hooked up with your 250lb roomate, he might have gone for your 5yr old nephew.
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SUPER POST! +2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Marge: Name one of your child's friends.
Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends ... Well, there's the fat kid
with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his
hands in his pockets.
Saturdays of Thunder
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-01-24 18:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's all funny until you spraypaint something on his car. That just makes you a bitch.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What were you doing wrong that you couldn't keep your guy satisfied enough that he wouldn't have turned to a 250-pound, cabbage-reeking woman instead?
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:53:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:49:52 EST (#)
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I have no idea.
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:44:04 EST (#)
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ok I really can't figure out how to post a pic...somebody help?
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna post my pic, but can't figure out how.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
psycho hose beast
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you hot?
Submitted by Lucky (user info) at 2004-01-24 17:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently not captivating enough :)
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-01-24 16:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, this was captivating.