The Real...er... Jinky Williams (1583 hits)
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Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2004-01-25 00:56:25 EST
In response to a request for an update on my handlebar (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=106046767958777909#301172), I provide the following photograph.
I hope it's up to par.
Thanks to everyone who is even remotely interested in the saga... or whatever you'd like to call it.
User Reviews
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-04 06:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if you had no facial hair, you would look like the harold from "harold and maude."
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-04 06:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Handlebar mo ? Plus farkin 2.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-04 05:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is a badass moustache
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-01 19:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HELO THEIR U R A GHEY PIRATE WHO STAYS ORANGE!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-10-03 02:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wish_I_Were (user info) at 2004-08-17 10:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like-a da eyes.
Submitted by sunjunkie04 (user info) at 2004-07-26 18:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To make up for my shameful non rating of your latest scrapbook!
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-05-10 13:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus +2 for the mustache
Submitted by Heimdallsman (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a handlebar for quite some time. You're not kidding about the fiddling, I was ALWAYS twirling the damn thing. I finally gave it up as a bad job.
Yours, however, is positively Jinky.
--HeimdallsMan
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PAGING JINKY!!!
Hey man, check your Oldies post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are my hero.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-04-23 12:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A handlebar mustache is actually a pretty high-maintenence item. There's only been a couple days, even with wax, that it stands up how it's supposed to. Most of the time, one "bar" starts falling down, and you have to twist it backwards and keep it that way so it actually stands up straight when you let it go. And unless you want to "fix" it every morning, you have to sleep carefully. Lots of times I'll wake up and one will be upside down.
Once I had a handlebar, I knew why villians continually fiddle with their mustaches. It wasn't to look extra-villanous (it is, however, a helpful side effect of said fiddling); it was to keep it straight.
Maybe I'll post a picture of a "bad mustache day", or one just after I woke up. Or something. If anyone really cares about a "bad mustache day".
Sighhhhh... what one goes through for stardom.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-04-13 07:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That mustache kicks grotesque amounts of ass.
Tell me, do you twirl it and chuckle villainously?
'Cause I would.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2004-01-27 13:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you may be sexist man on uber... NICE
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats a kick-ass moustache. Foreclose on any widows and orphans lately?
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-26 09:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Razor:
I tried, I really did. But the backgrounds that I had access to just didn't lend themselves to orange very well. And the green just seemed to work out.
Next time, I think I'll take my picture on a bluescreen so I can replace it with whatever background I want.
Maybe Paris. Or Hitler's bunker.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-25 23:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe you didn't use an orange background.
Submitted by Beer_bong <hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-01-25 23:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin good, Rollie.
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-01-25 22:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jinky,
That's amazing.
Do you wear the mustache that way every day? If so, how long does it take you to get it to do that? Do people seem to fear you at first, with the dastardly looking mustache?
SpikeGoddess
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-25 18:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, good turn out. Thanks, everyone!
hcp28:
I did indeed take the picture myself. The location is in my room, and the backdrop is my door.
I did some Photoshopping to level out the colors (the camera and lighting originally made the picture really red) and add the green tint in.
Man, I love Photoshop.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-25 15:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to Ubersite and Photoshop and to obey the Unwritten Rules of Uber Law;
To make fun of people at all times;
To keep my posts photoshoped well, containing interesting content, or hillariously funny.
I vow to do a good job at this Jinky.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-25 15:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-01-25 14:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that is all I can say, wow.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-01-25 13:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice +2 for the mustache. I really like the green on green you have going in the background and foreground where did you have the picture taken? did you do it yourself?
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2004-01-25 10:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd do ya.........
in the peehole
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-25 09:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the other picture was so much more bad ass. It reminded me of the evil guy on Rocky and Bullwinkle. Whats his face... you know, that one guy. yeah. Natasha and...... fuck it
Submitted by THEillONE (user info) at 2004-01-25 09:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you kinda look like Topher Grace from That 70's Show...cover the moustache and look at it...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-01-25 02:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is the coolset thing ever. I said it before and I'll say it agian. Coolest. Thing. Ever.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The red hair really tops off the whole production.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coolest thing ever.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bigger, bigger! make it bigger!
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is one of the few times I believe not being able to rank will really bother me. Oh well, at least it is here in spirit:
-2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin awesome. you got wax for that thing?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Papa like...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-25 01:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That mustach is awesome.