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Category: NoneRating: 0.69 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Giant Ape <KingKong.at.buildingclimber.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-26 12:08:43 EST
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User Reviews
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dear Owner: If you want to see your beloved Rover ever again, come home with 500 lbs of catnip and some Meow Mix. Otherwise, you'll be mopping canine brain out of your favorite dress from months. Signed, Fluffy.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately the package was not up to USPS mailing codes, so little Susie never got her birthday gift.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Teresa was going to put on the dress, however she found that the dog had "marked" it first.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, right after I wrapped this weasel up in silly paper, I remembered that I forgot to take my trash out to the curb this morning. I should kill myself.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shit. I forgot to rate it.
This picture made me laugh.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to give you a card, but then I realized I was tired of stepping in Rusty's steaming piles of shit every morning, so here you go.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahaha! +2 because I laughed.
...but -1 for the poor typography.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, that is cute.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THAT POOR LITTLE DOG!!!
i'm only -2ing this because i feel bad for the little thing!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Woof!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy Birthday. Please, take my dog.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
....Iraqi hot dogs.
+2 for the hot dog.
Submitted by Helpertin (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS.