The first commandment (431 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fleadh <fleadh1.at.eircom.net> (View user info) at 2004-01-26 12:27:52 EST
"Im God" I say to little lego men,
I build, I destroy,
I hold your destiny.
A lone man stands on a cliff.
He jumps and falls and dies.
And so do I.
There can be only one god.
User Reviews
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when all is said and done... who's the one "God"?
I mean, you jumped off the cliff, fell, and died. So you can't be God any more.
Any suggestions?
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, terrific!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid.
Submitted by Lady_Emily_03 (user info) at 2004-01-26 13:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually made me laugh. As in "LOL".
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-26 13:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'their' one true lord and saviour, that is.
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I am god of freecell world. if there were a world whose inhabitants depended on my freecell ability for survival, i would be there one true lord and saviour. They would bow before my might and my quickness with the mouse.
hail
hail!
do my bidding.
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's "I'm", you faggot
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-26 12:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't played with lego or the bible in years.