Taco Bell bitch (810 hits)
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Submitted by Tedman109 (View user info) at 2004-01-26 13:31:39 EST
so I drop off my buddy at DIA one wednesday evening, on the way back home I decide to stop for some deliciuos taco bell (ha!). Its about 7 or 8 at night as I walk in alone to the completly deserted taco bell. After choosing the number 7 two gorditas (I think) meal, i pay and patiently await my payload of fried goodness. Just as the guy is walking up to the counter with my tray of greased food, the door chime rings and in walks this totally hot chick. This is one of those classically amazing, everyone stops to drool, chicks that totally knows shes this hot and will use it to her advantage at any possible opportunity and thus is a pretentious bitch. She also cant be older than 16. As im giving her the initial check out, she shoots me this strange suggestive look, the 'im so hot, you will do anything for me' look. I recognize her shallow bitchyness (im sure you all know the type), and shoot her back the 'oh god, your a pretentious bitch' look while rolling my eyes. I grab my tray and go sit at a window seat, looking out, my back to the room. seconds later, in comes the bitch's possy of freshman friends, musta been 10 of em, im pretty sure they were high as hell because all they ordered was 30 soft tacos, giggling frantically as they did.
So im sitting at my table, eating quasi-mexican goodness looking out the window. Now, its dark outside, and its bright inside, so by 'looking out the window' i really mean 'checking out the bitch in the perfect reflection of the window'. They all eventually sit down on the other side of the room by the door having a jolly good time in thier drug induced state. The entire time i'm eating, the bitch is shooting evil looks at my back, hoping for sure I'l die because I didnt drop down and lick her feet when she walked in. I totally ignore them, of course laughing to myself as i watch the display in the window.
about halfway through my 2nd gordita, it gets pretty quiet behind me, the uproarious laughing dialed down to a quivering whisper. In the reflection I watch as the bitch gets up out of her seat with a smirk on her gorgeous face. She walks up behind me, about 6-8 feet away. With one hand she grabs her crotch (wearing tight jeans), and with the other she pulls up her shirt/bra and gives my back a full 2-3 second flash, yeah, they were _nice_. Aparantly she was too stupid or too high to realize that I saw everything in the window. I give absolutly no response and continue munching my gordita. Quite pleased with her middle school antics, the bitch returns triumphantly to her seat, much to the approval of her entourage. I'm sure they were having quite a good time at my back's expense.
I finish my gorditas, slurp up the last of my pepsi, and prepare the tray for disposal. I deposit it in the trash and walk towards the door, the possy between me and the exit. As I pass, without so much as looking down I say loud enough for everyone to hear, "nice tits" and walk out without looking back. Stunned silence was the response, I can only imagine how slutty she felt.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Iceman <iceman.at.tb.com> at 2004-03-06 05:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gordita's are indeed grilled. Chalupa's are fried. And I must agree with Kevin. It is a combo number 6. It comes in beef,chicken, or steak. Also it comes with your choice of a hard or soft taco and a large drink. As far as this girl being 16, i would hope you are of the same age or close to it, or you are disguisting. Also, there is a non-affliated taco bell program called T4T(Tits for Tacos). You show your tits, and you get free food. Anyone under the age of 18 need not apply. Just ask about the program at the drive-thru speaker and they will inform you of the details.
Much love,
Iceman
P.S. Chris... stock your fucking cups.
Submitted by Kevin Batdorf <ireallycantsay.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-03-06 05:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
first of all......Gordidas are not a fried food, so they wouldnt be greasy. (It's a number 6 combo also...but ill cut ya some slack on that one.) Dont hate on the Taco Bell. Keep it real....and grow up a bit. That story is no big deal. Maybe is she would have giving up the dome.
Submitted by wolfshadoww58 (user info) at 2004-01-27 00:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is amazing!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-01-26 23:00:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show, old bean.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-01-26 22:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like how you handled this situation, sir.
excellent job
Submitted by tedman109 (user info) at 2004-01-26 21:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
19, and yes denver international airport, sorry bout that.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2004-01-26 21:43:12 EST (#)
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"so I drop off my buddy at DIA" as in Denver International Airport?
I love when a chick tries to get me to do something for her thinking that giving me a look at her clevage or standing really close to me will make me melt like butter so she can manipulate me, coz I don't fall for that shit. I'll let them think they can manipulate me, then turn it around on them.
Submitted by PolPot (user info) at 2004-01-26 21:09:23 EST (#)
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and how old are you?
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-01-26 20:58:21 EST (#)
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Okay....
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-26 20:50:03 EST (#)
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hahaha 0\/\/|\|3d
Submitted by hamilton (user info) at 2004-01-26 19:51:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:43:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by laurenthepirate (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha what a stupid bitch
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
it would have been awesome if you slapped a dollar on the table and said "thanks for the show."
Well, hindsight is 20/titty.
I mean, 20/20.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm, reminds me of a little child who covers his/her eyes and thinks that you can't see them. Peek-a-boo, I see you!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-01-26 16:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah... BALLS! buhahahahhahajdhfasdhfsgadkaljvnamdfvakvnashforejfksjsKFdh jkfaslbyfasdifuaydsbfyaskfjsd
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:45:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Drmunkyhead <Rabidwhale.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-26 15:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice..
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what phinch said
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-01-26 15:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha... what the fuck was she thinking??
"like, wont i be so kewl if i flash some guy's back!!! OMG!!! LIKE, LOL!!! w00t!!"
Teenagers are so freakin stupid.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-26 14:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...quasi-mexican goodness..."
That gets you a +2.
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it would have been awesome if you slapped a dollar on the table and said "thanks for the show."
but nice job indeed.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:31:26 EST (#)
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I would have done the same thing.
Then I would have given her a jelly doughnut.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe you didn't hit that shit
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-26 14:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I would have said "I know your mother, missy. You are in so much trouble."