A Startling Revelation (1065 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.89 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JWLMAR10 (View user info) at 2004-01-27 03:00:08 EST
Throughout my life I have been fascinated by finding meaning in the world around me. I have always had a knack for finding meaning in literature and poetry as well as an infinite grasp of mathematics. I pick up on these things so easily that even I am afraid of my brain sometimes.
This post, however, is not about any literature or even mathematics. I have begun to pick up clues around me, in the world that I live in. I believe that these clues are leading me towards some kind of greater understanding of the greatest questions to ever plague man.
Why are we here?
What is the purpose of it all, if any?
Is there a God?
For that matter, is there any kind of superconsciousness that we are not aware of that will allow a person to do things that are physically impossible? i.e. Is it possible to supercede the laws of physics?
My quest for understanding has only made minor steps so far, until today that is. Today I was revealed something that rocked my world. Maybe it was a message from God, maybe not.
I was walking to class through a busy hallway and I just happened to look over at the wall for a couple seconds (fate?). What I saw there on that wall was a message, a revelation. When I read the message I was stopped in my tracks. My face began to contort and a flow of raw emotion surged through my body. I felt enlightened and euphoric, yet strangely confused. I am still trying to discover the true power of this message and if anyone can help I would greatly appreciate it.
Here is the message:
User Reviews
Submitted by andras (user info) at 2004-01-31 00:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"This one time......I was pooping....at home......and I looked out the window.....
and I sware I saw Jeff Goldblum up in a tree......watching me poop! He had a really big grin on his face........"
- www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com
scary...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-01-31 00:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Great, now I am afraid to poop.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-31 00:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What are you tryin to say doc?
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-30 16:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-30 16:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is this utterly craply crap?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-27 15:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am hypnotized... for some reason, I can't stop staring
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-27 13:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll stare him down!
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-27 13:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna print that out and hang it in the bathroom.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-27 13:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard Jeff Goldbloom had died.
It was just my friend Alain who told me though, and he lies a lot to make himself feel like a big man.
Come to think about it, he's not much of a friend at all.
+2
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-01-27 11:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was expecting some kind of photoshopped clouds spelling out something.
This is funnier, yet creepy.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-01-27 10:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He has that scary serial-killer look in his eyes.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-01-27 08:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought he only watched me poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a cheater.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-01-27 07:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damm you, and damm Jeff Goldblum all to hell!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-27 06:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and with such interest!
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2004-01-27 05:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaaha! I am scared to poop now.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-27 05:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeff Goldblum Can Watch You Poop Best In 1024x768 Resolution
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-27 05:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It really is a site: http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-27 04:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh GOD, no!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-01-27 03:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha!
He looks like Howard Marks in that picture!
Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2004-01-27 03:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well there goes my midnight sallies to the bathroom...Think I'd rather shit my bed than have that image in my head while on the toilet at 2am.....yikes
UW
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-01-27 03:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I saw that picture and that sentence on the wall today I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. That is basically the inspiration to this post.