Richie Rich is a little faggot! (1551 hits)
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Submitted by Sacrew (View user info) at 2004-01-28 02:32:24 EST
So, I was reading my vast collection of children's comics the other day when I came to a shocking realization:
Richie Rich is a PILLOWBITER!
I can't believe I haven't realized this before. When it comes to this aristocratic asshole, all signs point to gay:
I mean, when ya look at the pint-sized homosexual prance about in his dainty booties and red bowtie, you KNOW he'll one day found a huge interior design consultancy with Daddy's money. Little queer bastard.
It's not fuckin' fair. Not only does he get a diamond-plated time machine, the only thing he uses it for is "visiting"
Oscar Wilde and becoming part of his "entourage". What an ass pirate.
He also has this blond hair parted down the middle which curls at the ends. POOF!
Man, if he ever wound up in prison, his lily-white ass would be banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
And he sucks at sports. DIAGNOSIS: GAY.
The conclusive evidence, however, lies in the fact that if anyone was an extremely rich 12 year old kid, the only reasonable pastime would be to go up to every attractive 18-21 year old girl you see and throw tons money at them and treat them to extravagant entertainment in exchange for greed-induced animal passion.
BUT THE LITTLE FAIRY DON'T DO DAT!
Casper is undoubtedly the ghost of this pompous prick, cursed to wander the earth as a soulless wraith for all eternity for the Sin of Sodomy.
In conclusion, Richie Rich is a spoiled little ass jockey. Thank You for Your Time.
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:56:34 EST (#)
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The humor icon is to be placed next to "humourous" posts. Not mindless drivel.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:54:42 EST (#)
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And?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-01-28 10:05:28 EST (#)
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What is not common knowledge is that Richie Rich got all his money by whoring himself to Michael Jackson.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-01-28 07:47:48 EST (#)
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DIAGNOSIS: GAY.
+1 for that
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-01-28 05:55:14 EST (#)
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Who's Richie Rich?
Incidentally, a British gay website was in the newspaper today because they made up a top ten list of gay cartoon characters.
Bugs Bunny was in it.
Waylon Smithers was number one.
They said that gay characters are well hidden in cartoons so they outed them.
Waylon Smithers - he's as gay as a french horn and the writers make it very obvious.
My conclusion is that the writers of the poll are stupid and that Bugs Bunny is bi-sexual.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-01-28 04:13:18 EST (#)
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D-d-d-donkey punch!
You have just been sodomized!
My friend recorded that and I have it set to play on my computer whenever questions pop up.
-Mike Spencer
"The Yellow Dart"
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-28 02:49:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-01-28 02:45:46 (#)
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Fool! It's a joke! a damn joke!
Joke's on you, cunt. This sucked. It damn sucked.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-01-28 02:45:46 EST (#)
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Fool! It's a joke! a damn joke!
But then again, people aren't as sharp as I give 'em credit for. Next time I'll make sure it says "THIS IS PLAINLY A JOKE FUCKTARD" and THEN there'll be no more confusion amongst knee-jerk accusers such as yourself.
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-28 02:44:16 EST (#)
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(+1) because I've always thought that Casper was Rich's ghost.
(-2) because you don't
need
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so fucking much.
Dammit!!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-01-28 02:35:30 EST (#)
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What you're really venting about here is your own latent homosexuality.
I suggest you roll up a picture of Richie into a fine tube and insert it into your penis so you can finally know what it feels like to be loved by a man like him.