Re: Bart Ignores Me (4987 hits)
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Rating: 1.47 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2004-01-28 03:05:32 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24163
Sorry I haven't been paying enough attention to you lately, Matt. I'll try harder from now on.
In the meantime, please stop calling my apartment and leaving notes on my car.
Thanks.
Bart
User Reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-14 21:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-14 20:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-20 15:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:36:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, this was done a long freaking time ago.
Feels like just yesterday.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-11-19 17:52:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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This tells me that bart both sees, and approves of me and the pure fucking greatness I post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:18:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
You have no idea what's going on here, do you?
Did you read the message and see that link to that other post? I didn't think so.
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You're not going to cry are you? I just don't think I could deal with that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:36:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, this was done a long freaking time ago.
Feels like just yesterday.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-17 05:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still funny
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-17 01:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lovechild of spock and "lurch" from adams family
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-17 00:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-01 15:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ I hate that picture of me. I look so fucking........
Fugly.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-01 15:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's what my room looks like.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Meant to plus 2. W00!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2!!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
brilliant.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-03-07 00:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot about this.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, this was done a long freaking time ago.
Feels like just yesterday.
Submitted by Jaytexmich (user info) at 2004-12-14 14:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus. Is Leonard Nimoy your father?
Submitted by Elf_Down (user info) at 2004-10-21 23:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damn, you're ugly and you look like a fag.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And thats why Bart kicks ass...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-12 16:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that bitch got pwned. nice one.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-08-21 05:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Titantic pic - gold
(this is my first time using 'gold' as a descriptor...I'm so nervous)
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-08-06 10:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are fucking ugly
Submitted by MikeJGolde (user info) at 2004-02-19 03:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly ass dude.
Submitted by wkey (user info) at 2004-02-01 21:24:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ultrajesus5000 at 2004-02-01 13:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
let me back on the ubersite please.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-30 19:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know when bart's birthday is. and i'm not gonna tell.
i gave him a happy birthday post and he gave me a diamond ring in the shape of a potato chip.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-30 19:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Bart, I believe Uberville would like you to share your birthday on my Birthday Survey. Thank you.
Submitted by ultrajesus5000 at 2004-01-30 18:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bart you cocksucking bastard, unbanify me from the Ubersite!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-01-30 16:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wickedriser (user info) at 2004-01-30 15:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.. people kiss your ass.. im not saying you arent a good writer or anything.. its just kinda gay.. you know? like.. OOH! BART!! AUTO +2!!!!111!!111!!1
you may proceed to destroy this comment as you'd like.. im not too good at argument things..
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-01-29 11:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaahahaahahahaha. I can't believe I missed this yesterday!!
:-)
Phoenix
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's Bart?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
x signed
Also Hungry For Attention
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-28 23:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1075237764409028519
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-01-28 23:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not even gonna try and express what i'm thinking in words
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-01-28 22:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...COUGH..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
how do you get one of those signed posters? just kidding...no seriously are the available for purchase somewhere?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-01-28 21:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Bart:
We all know and enjoy 'The Simpsons' quotes at the bottom of every page, but I was curious if you ever update them. In other words, as new seasons unfold, and obviously new dialogue is to be quoted, do you take the time to insert newer quotes from more recent episodes? I'm not suggesting a change to do so if you don't because, honestly, I'm indifferent on the subject. I'm just fucking curious.
Love,
''The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.''
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2004-01-28 21:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ownership
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-01-28 18:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The signed poster made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-01-28 18:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i applaud you sir.
bart: always a class act
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-28 16:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa, c'mon. You should know me by now..... I only want YOU to bear my children. You're the only one, I swear.
Aside from Kristen, Natophelia, and Volkcess.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2004-01-28 16:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-28 15:45:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want your children.
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Did this scare anyone else?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-01-28 15:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-01-28 15:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!! That is one hell of a photoshop....
I want your children.
Submitted by SiliconJesus (user info) at 2004-01-28 12:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey Bart, ummm, those cow hearts on your car...those were me...not him...and, well. I'd like them back. Thanks.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome, Bart.
Thanks for the free publicity, too.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-28 11:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want ubersite paraphernalia.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-01-28 09:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marry me, Bart.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-01-28 09:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, stop leaving him messages and notes...
And direct them my way, thanks.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-01-28 09:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, you fag!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-01-28 08:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that picture of bart on the boat is the only good thing to ever have come from the movie "Titanic".
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2004-01-28 08:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Bart-Former made me grin, god smiles upon photoshoppers
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-01-28 04:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damned awesome. This is what I like to see.
Nelson says: Ha ha!
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_Strings (user info) at 2004-01-28 04:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-01-28 04:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-28 04:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, there is no such feature.
That signature isn't mine, by the way. I copied it (and the uber $20) from Jinky's post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/22980
Submitted by esso_merda (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful signature, Bart. Why aren't you selling "I (heart) Ubersite" bumperstickers yet?
Shit, that sure sounded a lot like ass kissing, huh kids? I have to quit rubbing my pee-pee while perusing the Uber....wha?
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart, is there a way to recieve notification of a particular person's posting? The front page is turning over so fast I am having difficulty keeping up.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha, the poster has a signature.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes Bart, I saw the earlier posting this morning. you are right, I am wrong...you are prettier and I am not...that...good looking.
War is HELL, damn it!
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please enjoy the program
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Correction. Due to technical difficulties (my confusion) beyond our control, last review from iraq should be discounted.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have no idea what's going on here, do you?
Did you read the message and see that link to that other post? I didn't think so.
Submitted by amusediniraq (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because it worked!
-2 because you are one ugly mother fucker!
Submitted by Scientifik (user info) at 2004-01-28 03:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn that looks like my room


